When you love someone

when you love someone, thinking about them is just like breathing. you do it without thinking, and you do it all the time.

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When You're Hungry

wen u're hungry...

eat the food you love ..

N0T the person you Love..

:D wahahaha

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text messages 1891-1920

1891. The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize. - Nageexplain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.

1892. Anak: Itay, ano ba ang birdflu? Kasi, maraming nabibiktima ng birdflu. Ama: Kaya nga kita pinag-aaral para matuto ka eh. Ang birdflu ay past tense ng bird fly.

1893. Walang pinipili ang pag-ibig, kahit mahirap ka pa o mayaman. Pero paano kung minahal ka ng isang mahirap at isang mayaman, sino ang pipiliin mo? The one who has everything or the one who has nothing but willing to give everything?

1894. Love is patient and kind. It is not conceited and selfish. Love never gives up and its faith, hope and patience never fail. Happy Valentines!

1895. You may have someone in your heart and in your mind, you may have someone in your dreams and someone in your life but I am your someone when you have no one.

1896. Piolo: Wow! Ang ganda nung chicks! Diether: Sexy pa! Grabe! Ang puti! Robin Padilla: Sino? Yung nakatube? Kilala ko yan! Teka, tatawagin ko ha? Psst! Kuya Rustom!

1897. Vine tea. Do you want to know about vine tea? What is vine tea? Vine tea is actually the sukli when you have 50 pesos pag nagload ka ng 30.

1898. Sometimes, the risk of letting go is the only incredible thing one could do to know who's willing enough to look stupid just to come back.

1899. According to Science, man came from monkeys. I beg to disagree. Bakit ikaw, mukhang kabayo?!

1900. Kadalasan, ibinabase ng mga girls sa hitsura kung mamahalin ang isang guy. Pero hindi dapat ganun! Hindi naman sa mukha nakikita yun eh. Kundi sa loob. Sa loob ng brief! Yun yun eh! Hahaha!

1901. If you're shopping for a happy ending and you couldn't find one, buy a new beginning instead.

1902. You're the perfect person that I know, so sweet, so nice, always on my mind. So cute pa and very special but there's something wrong. Wrong send ako! Hahaha!

1903. Be very careful if you make a woman cry because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib, not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior of, but from the side to be equal with. Under the arms to be protected for and next to the heart to be loved.

1904. Common between the sun and panty: both are hot, both look better while going down, both disappear by night!

1905. Two dillema's that rattle my mind: How do I get rid of someone who won't go and how do I hang on to someone who won't stay. Sakit sa ulo!

1906. Panakip butas mo lang pala ako! - Panty.

1907. Some friends forget. Some move away. Some keep silent. Some just change. But I'm not one of them. I'm just here, medyo busy nga lang. You know naman, daming shooting. :)

1908. There are 73 billion people in this world. So why should I be sad without you? Well, because 72 billion, 999 million, 999 thousand, 999 people can't be you!

1909. How can you tell when a politician is lying to you? When his lips move! =)

1910. It is hard to love someone who can never be yours. Time would give you chances to talk, chances to be together, chances to share. See how it hurts? You only have chances. Just chances!

1911. Let instruction and knowledge mean more to you than silver or finest gold. Wisdom is worth more than precious jewels or anything else you desire. Good day!

1912. Rowing hard doesn't help if the boat is heading the wrong direction. Entrust your life to God and let Him steer it according to His plan and purpose.

1913. It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.

1914. How to know if you are normal: 1. You have a Friendster account. 2. You have a cellphone. 3. You watch MTV. 4. You are fully aware of adult stuff. 6. You register to unlimited texting. 7. You sleep late. 9. You were so busy you forgot to read number 5. 10. You actually scrolled up to see if there's a number 5. Don't worry, wala ding number 8. 11. Then, slowly you smile, and you realize that you are normal! =)

1915. A toy, a leaf. A toy, a leaf... A toy a leafin mo kahit hindi batid. Aaminin ko minsan ako'y manhid!

1916. He slept the summer by my side, he filled my days with endless wonders, he took my childhood in stride, but he was gone when autumn came. - Les Miserables.

1917. When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anybody who leaves you. And it doesn't mean that they are bad persons, it just means that their part in the story is over.

1918. Never let guys hurt you. We women are the planet's pride, so when a guy hurts you, stand tall and proudly say, 'Sa ganda kong ito, excuse me, get out of my way! Next please!'

1919. Stay humble, be faithful, offer hope, work diligently, fight fairly, live simply, love deeply, give generously, they say, 'Bwisit! Kaya ko ba toh?' :)

1920. A true friend is like the shade of a great tree in the noonday heat. Para kang puno ng kampupot.

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text messages 1891-1920

1891. The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize. - Nageexplain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.

1892. Anak: Itay, ano ba ang birdflu? Kasi, maraming nabibiktima ng birdflu. Ama: Kaya nga kita pinag-aaral para matuto ka eh. Ang birdflu ay past tense ng bird fly.

1893. Walang pinipili ang pag-ibig, kahit mahirap ka pa o mayaman. Pero paano kung minahal ka ng isang mahirap at isang mayaman, sino ang pipiliin mo? The one who has everything or the one who has nothing but willing to give everything?

1894. Love is patient and kind. It is not conceited and selfish. Love never gives up and its faith, hope and patience never fail. Happy Valentines!

1895. You may have someone in your heart and in your mind, you may have someone in your dreams and someone in your life but I am your someone when you have no one.

1896. Piolo: Wow! Ang ganda nung chicks! Diether: Sexy pa! Grabe! Ang puti! Robin Padilla: Sino? Yung nakatube? Kilala ko yan! Teka, tatawagin ko ha? Psst! Kuya Rustom!

1897. Vine tea. Do you want to know about vine tea? What is vine tea? Vine tea is actually the sukli when you have 50 pesos pag nagload ka ng 30.

1898. Sometimes, the risk of letting go is the only incredible thing one could do to know who's willing enough to look stupid just to come back.

1899. According to Science, man came from monkeys. I beg to disagree. Bakit ikaw, mukhang kabayo?!

1900. Kadalasan, ibinabase ng mga girls sa hitsura kung mamahalin ang isang guy. Pero hindi dapat ganun! Hindi naman sa mukha nakikita yun eh. Kundi sa loob. Sa loob ng brief! Yun yun eh! Hahaha!

1901. If you're shopping for a happy ending and you couldn't find one, buy a new beginning instead.

1902. You're the perfect person that I know, so sweet, so nice, always on my mind. So cute pa and very special but there's something wrong. Wrong send ako! Hahaha!

1903. Be very careful if you make a woman cry because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib, not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior of, but from the side to be equal with. Under the arms to be protected for and next to the heart to be loved.

1904. Common between the sun and panty: both are hot, both look better while going down, both disappear by night!

1905. Two dillema's that rattle my mind: How do I get rid of someone who won't go and how do I hang on to someone who won't stay. Sakit sa ulo!

1906. Panakip butas mo lang pala ako! - Panty.

1907. Some friends forget. Some move away. Some keep silent. Some just change. But I'm not one of them. I'm just here, medyo busy nga lang. You know naman, daming shooting. :)

1908. There are 73 billion people in this world. So why should I be sad without you? Well, because 72 billion, 999 million, 999 thousand, 999 people can't be you!

1909. How can you tell when a politician is lying to you? When his lips move! =)

1910. It is hard to love someone who can never be yours. Time would give you chances to talk, chances to be together, chances to share. See how it hurts? You only have chances. Just chances!

1911. Let instruction and knowledge mean more to you than silver or finest gold. Wisdom is worth more than precious jewels or anything else you desire. Good day!

1912. Rowing hard doesn't help if the boat is heading the wrong direction. Entrust your life to God and let Him steer it according to His plan and purpose.

1913. It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.

1914. How to know if you are normal: 1. You have a Friendster account. 2. You have a cellphone. 3. You watch MTV. 4. You are fully aware of adult stuff. 6. You register to unlimited texting. 7. You sleep late. 9. You were so busy you forgot to read number 5. 10. You actually scrolled up to see if there's a number 5. Don't worry, wala ding number 8. 11. Then, slowly you smile, and you realize that you are normal! =)

1915. A toy, a leaf. A toy, a leaf... A toy a leafin mo kahit hindi batid. Aaminin ko minsan ako'y manhid!

1916. He slept the summer by my side, he filled my days with endless wonders, he took my childhood in stride, but he was gone when autumn came. - Les Miserables.

1917. When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anybody who leaves you. And it doesn't mean that they are bad persons, it just means that their part in the story is over.

1918. Never let guys hurt you. We women are the planet's pride, so when a guy hurts you, stand tall and proudly say, 'Sa ganda kong ito, excuse me, get out of my way! Next please!'

1919. Stay humble, be faithful, offer hope, work diligently, fight fairly, live simply, love deeply, give generously, they say, 'Bwisit! Kaya ko ba toh?' :)

1920. A true friend is like the shade of a great tree in the noonday heat. Para kang puno ng kampupot.

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text messages 1891-1920

1891. The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize. - Nageexplain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.

1892. Anak: Itay, ano ba ang birdflu? Kasi, maraming nabibiktima ng birdflu. Ama: Kaya nga kita pinag-aaral para matuto ka eh. Ang birdflu ay past tense ng bird fly.

1893. Walang pinipili ang pag-ibig, kahit mahirap ka pa o mayaman. Pero paano kung minahal ka ng isang mahirap at isang mayaman, sino ang pipiliin mo? The one who has everything or the one who has nothing but willing to give everything?

1894. Love is patient and kind. It is not conceited and selfish. Love never gives up and its faith, hope and patience never fail. Happy Valentines!

1895. You may have someone in your heart and in your mind, you may have someone in your dreams and someone in your life but I am your someone when you have no one.

1896. Piolo: Wow! Ang ganda nung chicks! Diether: Sexy pa! Grabe! Ang puti! Robin Padilla: Sino? Yung nakatube? Kilala ko yan! Teka, tatawagin ko ha? Psst! Kuya Rustom!

1897. Vine tea. Do you want to know about vine tea? What is vine tea? Vine tea is actually the sukli when you have 50 pesos pag nagload ka ng 30.

1898. Sometimes, the risk of letting go is the only incredible thing one could do to know who's willing enough to look stupid just to come back.

1899. According to Science, man came from monkeys. I beg to disagree. Bakit ikaw, mukhang kabayo?!

1900. Kadalasan, ibinabase ng mga girls sa hitsura kung mamahalin ang isang guy. Pero hindi dapat ganun! Hindi naman sa mukha nakikita yun eh. Kundi sa loob. Sa loob ng brief! Yun yun eh! Hahaha!

1901. If you're shopping for a happy ending and you couldn't find one, buy a new beginning instead.

1902. You're the perfect person that I know, so sweet, so nice, always on my mind. So cute pa and very special but there's something wrong. Wrong send ako! Hahaha!

1903. Be very careful if you make a woman cry because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib, not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior of, but from the side to be equal with. Under the arms to be protected for and next to the heart to be loved.

1904. Common between the sun and panty: both are hot, both look better while going down, both disappear by night!

1905. Two dillema's that rattle my mind: How do I get rid of someone who won't go and how do I hang on to someone who won't stay. Sakit sa ulo!

1906. Panakip butas mo lang pala ako! - Panty.

1907. Some friends forget. Some move away. Some keep silent. Some just change. But I'm not one of them. I'm just here, medyo busy nga lang. You know naman, daming shooting. :)

1908. There are 73 billion people in this world. So why should I be sad without you? Well, because 72 billion, 999 million, 999 thousand, 999 people can't be you!

1909. How can you tell when a politician is lying to you? When his lips move! =)

1910. It is hard to love someone who can never be yours. Time would give you chances to talk, chances to be together, chances to share. See how it hurts? You only have chances. Just chances!

1911. Let instruction and knowledge mean more to you than silver or finest gold. Wisdom is worth more than precious jewels or anything else you desire. Good day!

1912. Rowing hard doesn't help if the boat is heading the wrong direction. Entrust your life to God and let Him steer it according to His plan and purpose.

1913. It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.

1914. How to know if you are normal: 1. You have a Friendster account. 2. You have a cellphone. 3. You watch MTV. 4. You are fully aware of adult stuff. 6. You register to unlimited texting. 7. You sleep late. 9. You were so busy you forgot to read number 5. 10. You actually scrolled up to see if there's a number 5. Don't worry, wala ding number 8. 11. Then, slowly you smile, and you realize that you are normal! =)

1915. A toy, a leaf. A toy, a leaf... A toy a leafin mo kahit hindi batid. Aaminin ko minsan ako'y manhid!

1916. He slept the summer by my side, he filled my days with endless wonders, he took my childhood in stride, but he was gone when autumn came. - Les Miserables.

1917. When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anybody who leaves you. And it doesn't mean that they are bad persons, it just means that their part in the story is over.

1918. Never let guys hurt you. We women are the planet's pride, so when a guy hurts you, stand tall and proudly say, 'Sa ganda kong ito, excuse me, get out of my way! Next please!'

1919. Stay humble, be faithful, offer hope, work diligently, fight fairly, live simply, love deeply, give generously, they say, 'Bwisit! Kaya ko ba toh?' :)

1920. A true friend is like the shade of a great tree in the noonday heat. Para kang puno ng kampupot.

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text messages 1861-1890

1861. I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you this... it’s like waiting for hours and hours... I know it’s the right time for me to say this. I’m starting to fall... asleep. Good night!

1862. Some of us are so busy now, forwarded messages are not merely just messages sent, but with it, goes a secret note saying I remember you still.

1863. Life becomes wonderful even if there are struggles and difficulties because we have a God so loving and inspiring who heals the pain and keep us going strong. Good morning!

1864. Never give up when everything fall into pieces. Never even lose hope when everybody turns there back on you. Remember that life isn’t about being fair; it’s about surpassing the unfair reality

1865. The power of prayer will never leave you, even in the darkest of times. It is the greatest weapon known to human kind , the freedom no one can take away.

1866. Judge: Isa ka palang pusher, kidnapper, gun for hire, gambling lord, swindler at bugaw! Wala ka bang matinong hanapbuhay? Accused: Aba'y meron po sir, pulis po ako!

1867. Quote of the day: For every girl with a broken heart, there's always a boy with a scotch tape.

1868. The heart remembers all special moments when kindness made the difference. May the kindness you often give return to you in countless special ways. Good night!

1869. This message will explode in 5 seconds... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Boom!! Tarat! tarat! Boom tarat tarat! Tararat! Tararat! Boom! Boom! Boom! Shoink!

1870. Prayer is not an optional extra nor is it a last resort when all other methods have failed. When man works, man works. When man prays, God works. Good evening!

1871. Sometimes, you have to fight for something to make everything alright. You give your best and you give your all, yet, you still lose. But if ever you get tired, tell Jesus, He'll take the fight and win it all with you!

1872. God's love is the voice when you can't speak, the strength when you are weak, the hope when you are down, and the smile when you are sad. Stay happy!

1873. Tatay: Anak, kain na, hinanda ko ang paborito mong ulam. Anak: Talaga, tay? Tatay: Hulaan mo, clue, may chop sa dulo! Anak: Ah, porkchop! Paborito ko nga! Tatay: Ketchop anak!

1874. If A is a success in life, than A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

1875. Quote of the day: Risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.

1876. A long life may not be enough, but a good life is good enough.

1877. You never know what you have till you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back! - snatcher.

1878. It's an enigma when you fall in love and accept that some good things never last. Suddenly, you'll begin to see yourself as nothing. It's an agony to accept that despite the feelings you have, it's all not enough. But when you love someone, you would do the hardest thing. And yes, it's not going to be easy, but at least you know that what you felt was real.

1879. A life filled with love must have some thorns, but a life empty of love will never have roses.

1880. I was once hurt by someone I really love. I didn't want to give up even if it sucks! But one day, I did. Why? Pagod na ako. Mahirap pala talaga magmahal ng non-showbiz! =)

1881. Thought of the day: It's better to shut up and let others think that you're an idiot than open your mouth and prove it!

1882. One day an ugly girl was born. Mother: What a treasure! Father: Yeah, let's bury it!

1883. It's not being in love that makes me happy. It's being in love with you that makes me happy.

1884. There are eight ways to describe you… jolly, optimist, kyut, exotic, lovable, attractive, nice, gorgeous! In short J-O-K-E L-A-N-G!

1885. Sa mga tulog pa, gising na! Sa mga gising na, maghilamos ng mukha! Sa mga naistorbo, mang-istorbo din kayo! Kasi, inistorbo rin lang nila ako! Good morning!

1886. There will be times you might feel giving up to all the problems you're going thru. Life may be unfair but always remember that when no one else will stand by your side, God will.

1887. Can't help but fall! - Sipon.

1888. Have you noticed that the body when split vertically has parts of every organ on both sides except for the heart? This is because the organs were made to be shared, while the heart was made to be given as a whole.

1889. Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If not, please make all my friends fat. Amen!

1890. A turtle once taught me that no matter how heavy his bearings are, it's his choice to carry the luggage for it is the only way he feels protected. Good morning!

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text messages 1831-1860

1831. Sleep well, sleep tight, sleep silently into the night. Here is your pillow. Toink! Here is your kiss. Mwah! Here is your hug. Mmmmhhh. Here is your angel, Ahem. saying I love you! Good night!

1832. Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved, we love to love.

1833. Lahat ng bagay, pag nagfall, may binabagsakan. If you fall from the trees, sa lupa ang bagsak mo. Kapag sa stairs, sa sahig ang bagsak mo. What if you fall in love? Syempre, sa kama nang bagsak mo! Hehehe.

1834. Mrs1: O mare, bakit ka umiiyak? Mrs2: Nag-away kami ni pare, gusto nya, sex kami, style aso, tumanggi ako! Mrs1: Masarap naman yun! Mrs2: Masarap nga, kaso, gusto nya, sa kalsada! Ngek!

1835. As a kid, I loved big gifts. But I bloomed learning that the best gifts come in small boxes. Like you, I may just have a litle time with you, but your gift of friendship is the one I'm thankful for.

1836. Lord, enlighten what is dark in me; strengthen what is weak in me; mend what is broken in me; bind what is bruised in me; heal what is sick in me; straighten what is crooked in me and revive whatever peace and love have died in me. Most of all, teach me to practice humility at all times.

1837. God's gift to me are people like you. With well meant prayers, I whispered my thanks to Him and asked Him to bless you in ways only He can do!

1838. Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I promise, I'll miss you.

1839. Doc: What happened to your vag*na? Ang laki! Girl: I was raped by an elephant. Doc: But elephants have small d*cks! Girl: Ampotahnang yun! Fininger muna ako! Shet!

1840. I may not always do or say the little things to let you know how much I appreciate you. But there's one thing I'm sure of: My world smiles more simply because you're in it. Good evening!

1841. For toothpaste ad, they show the teeth. For shampoo ad, they show the hair. For facial soap, they show the face. Pero bakit sa Whisper napkin, walang showing? Unfair naman! =)

1842. A story that can be read only by Smart people... *The end* May nabasa ka? Wala, di ba? Ako rin eh, wala! Globe kasi tayo. Kung Smart ka at di mo nabasa, matakot ka!

1843. I am not a super rich tropa, hindi mapera, walang car, pero ito ang tandaan mo, kahit wala akong yaman, friend mo pa rin ako kahit hampaslupang maganda lang ako! =)

1844. Miriam Santiago's watch is made jointly by Japan's Seiko and France's Patek Philippe. The brand name of the watch 'Seikopatek'.

1845. In the maze of love, try not to lose yourself, so that when love is no longer willing to stay, you still have the greatest posession and gift that no one could take away... yourself.

1846. Man: I can identify any drink while blindfolded. (Blindfolded, he's handed some glasses) Man: Johnny Walker ito! San Miguel ito! Pweh! Ihi ito! Voice: Yes, pero kanino?

1847. Alam mo ba ang nangyari kagabi? Sa bahay namin? Sa kama ko? Nung mga bandang 2AM? Natutulog ka na yata nun. Alam mo bang natutulog din ako nun? Kagigising ko nga lang! Good morning!

1848. Time for breaktime quote: “ Masarap magmahal kung ang minamahal mo ay masarap.” Now back to reality.

1849. Don't let your mind become cluttered with worry, it leaves less room for the good stuff. Pray, relax, let go! Let God take over your life. Good day!

1850. Minsan, pakiramdam ko, wala na akong ginawang tama. Lahat mali, lahat may puna, pero kapag naisip kita, masaya na ako, dahil sa dinami-dami ng kalokohang nagawa ko, eh siguradong mas marami ang sa iyo!

1851. Christ is the arm that will hold you at your weakest; the eye that will see you at your darkest; and the heart that will love you at your worst. God bless.

1852. You change for two reasons: Either you learn enough that you want to or you've been hurt enough that you have to.

1853. The fate of love is that it is always too little or too much. Don’t live your life with someone you want to live with; live it with someone you can’t live without.

1854. When God is involved, anything can happen. Be open. God has a beautiful way of bringing good vibrations out of broken chords.

1855. Morning is a sign of God's great love for us. Let us be thankful that we are given a new day to share this love with special people in our hearts. Good morning!

1856. As you admire the wonderful things God has made today, remember you're one of them - wonderful inside and out. You're blessed. You're special. You're loved. Good morning!

1857. Before you can inspire with emotion, you must be swamped with it yourself. Before you can move their tears, your own must flow. To convince them, you must fight. Pleasant dreams. God bless!

1858. If I have to choose between the one who loves me the most and the one I love the most, I'd rather go for the person who loves me the most because I can learn to love that person as our relationship goes on but I can never teach the person I love the most to love me the way it should. So sad and painful but true, have to willingly admit realities.

1859. Bata: Itay, sabi ng genie, bibigyan daw nya ako ng isang wish! Itay: Wow! Sabihin mo, sana manalo ang tatay mo sa lotto bukas! Next day, nanalo ng lotto ang driver nila!

1860. “Pag di ka mahal ng taong Mahal mo, wag kang magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka. Kaya quits lang.“ May point sya. Hahaha

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