1021. There is always one thing to be thankful for every morning. That is being able to open our eyes and see the beauty of being alive under God's grace. Good morning!
1022. A prayer can go where I can't go. Thru prayer, I can be with whom I care without being there. I may not see you, but I'm sure you're ok! Coz that's what I prayed.
1023. Life is like music. It has high notes and low notes. No matter how high or low your notes may be, keep in tune with God and you'll never go out of tune in the music of life. Good morning!
1024. When you are running after the person you love and you're too busy to notice me running after you, don't mind me. But when you stumble and fall, take my hand and let me be the one to help you get up again.
1025. Malungkot ka ba? Naiiyak? Natutulala? Ganyan talaga kapag matigas ang tae mo! Konting tiis lang, mapuputol din yan!
1026. As I started to picture the trees in the storm, the answer began to dawn on me. The trees in the storm don't try to stand up straight and tall and erect. They allow themselves to bend and be blown with the wind. They understand the power of letting go. Those trees and those branches that try to stand up strong and straight are the ones that break. Now is not the time for me to be strong, or, I too, will break.
1027. To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure. But risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.
1028. Have you ever experienced a time in your life when you felt so empty for no reason? Have you ever felt so down but you just can't tell why? Have you ever felt like the world suddenly spins around you, and you are caught in the middle going nowhere? Weird, isn't it? But that's the beauty of being human... it is knowing that there is a purpose for each existence, and whatever that may be, it is also the reason why we still wake up breathing each morning, to discover that missing piece of puzzle that would make our lives complete. Have a nice sleep!
1029. Mistakes make you think. They make you realize what you had, what you've lost and what you've taken for granted. They make you realize that sometimes, there are no next times, no time outs and no second chances.
1030. Minsan sa buhay, takot tayong harapin ang katotohanan kasi, madalas nasasaktan tayo. Ako? Sa ngayon, isa lang ang kinatatakutan ko. Alam mo kung ano? Secret! Baka takutin mo ako eh!
1031. Man1: Anong pulutan nyo kahapon sa birthday mo? Man2: Pata! Man1: Wow! Anong klaseng pata? Man2: Pata-galan ng kwento! Walang pera eh. =)
1032. The purpose of relationships is not to have someone who might complete you, but to have someone whom yo might share your incompleteness with you!
1033. If you are an animal, what would you be? A rabbit or a snail? Rabbits are the most sexually active animals and can have sex many times in a day. Snails live 80 years and will have sex only once in their lifetime, but the orgasm lasts for 18 hours. Would you go for quantity or quality? Ahehehe, choosy ka pa?!
1034. Friendship? Para daw grade sa Math. Mahirap abutin, pinaghihirapan. Minsan pasado, kadalasan, bagsak. Ako? Hindi ako magaling sa Math! Pero para sa iyo, handa akong mangopya sa katabi ko.
1035. If you're upset with someone, put yourself in his shoes and walk a mile. So, when he gets mad, you're a mile away na, you have his shoes pa!
1036. We wake up each morning feeling happy, healthy and at peace, knowing that these are blessings more precious than wealth. May God's abundant blessings be to you today!
1037. Pinapaikot mo na lang ako palagi. Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti't patayin mo na lang ako! - Electric Fan.
1038. 'Alam mo, balang araw, magiging presidente yang si mayor. Itataya ko itong p*ki ko!' - Cherry Pie Picache in Twilight Dancers.
1039. Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)
1040. Everything that God allows to come our way was with a purpose. He uses even the greatest error and deepest hurt to mold us into a person of worth and value.
1041. I know your life goes on without me, that you can be happy without me, that you can enjoy life. But even if you've forgotten me, I will still choose to be there for you and be your nicest stranger forever. Take care!
1042. To those who see with loving eyes, life is beautiful. To those who speak with a tender voice, life is peaceful. To those who help with gentle hands, life is full. And to those who care with compassionate hearts, life is good beyond all measure. Have a nice day!
1043. Sa isang mumurahing airline. Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner? Passenger: Ano ba ang choices? Stewardess: Yes or no lang po!
1044. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? Kasi type kita.
1045. There was an accident that had just happened in the street. A woman approached the victims and tried to help them, but suddenly a nursing student came in and said, 'Miss, excuse me, please step back. I've had a course in first aid and I'm trained in CPR!' The woman stepped aside, and watched the procedures for a few moments, then tapped the student on the shoulder and said, 'When you are through, if ever you'll need a doctor, nandito lang ako.' Wahaha! Umepal pa kasi!
1046. Always remember two things in life: 'Don't take any decisions when you are angry and don't make any promises when you are happy.'
1047. Nangumpisal si Kulas sa mga kasalanang nagawa nya. Pari: Anak, hindi ka patatawarin. Kulas: Ha? Bakit father? Pari: Kasi, may kasalanan ka pa na hindi mo pa binabanggit. Kulas: Ano po yun father? Pari: Ikaw ba ang kumuha ng perang donasyon sa altar? Kulas: Ano po father? Pari: Ikaw ba ang kumuha ng donasyon sa may altar? Kulas: Hindi ko talaga marinig, father. Gusto mo, palit tayo ng pwesto? Nagpalit sila ng pwesto. Pari: Sige, magtanong ka. Kulas: Ikaw ba ang nakabuntis kay Ana na labandera? Pari: Ay, totoo nga, hindi ko nga marinig dito!
1048. Guys, please don't vote for Joker, kasi, kaaway ko sya. Thanks! - Batman.
1049. No matter how serious life gets, you will consequently need the company of people whom you can completely be stupid with. Thanks for being stupid at times! Mwahahaha!
1050. Miss, alam mo bang exam ako? Kaya sagutin mo na ako.
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