Tuesday, December 2, 2008

text messages 1501-1530

1501. Ang kaibigan, parang bisyo. Yung iba, yosi, na panlaban sa tense at takot. Yung iba, alak, na nakakalasing. Pero ikaw, dahon, simple pero nakakaadik, astig di ba? High ka pa!

1502. Nurture others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn't cost anything to do so. But mean what you say and say what you mean. If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with your words - Ang sagot ni Inday nang pinagmumura sya ng sir nya at hindi pinautang nito.

1503. You eased the pain when I faked the wound. You calmed me down when I faked the mood. You are instantly there when I faked the call. But why didn't you catch me? I did not fake the fall!

1504. Promdi(P) bumps a foreigner(F). P: Sorry F: Sorry too P: (napaisip) I'm sorry 3. F: What are you sorry 4? P: Sorry 5! (akala mo, bobo ako no?) F: Sorry but you're sick (walks off) P: Six dapat, di ba?

1505. Some won’t appreciate what you say or do, but as long as you speak honestly from the heart, you’ll be fine. This is not a perfect life, but life loves the person who dares to live it by being real. Good day! =)

1506. 'Ang mga pasa at bukol na ito ay ebidensya ng kanyang marubdob na pag-ibig. Kapag hindi nya na ako sinasaktan, ibig sabihin, hindi na nya ako mahal, at yun ang aking ikamamatay.' - Nova Villa (Super Inday and the Golden Bibe) Pamatay! Nyahaha! =)

1507. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the most of everything that comes along.

1508. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

1509. I showed a picture of myself to you and said, 'Tingnan mo oh, tayong dalawa.' But you said, 'Asan ako?' Then, I pointed at my chest and smiled, 'Nandito ka sa puso ko.'

1510. Bush: Let's help one another. Erap: Tayo'y magtulungan. Bush: Let's strive together. Erap: Tayo'y magsikap. Bush: Because in union, there is strength! Erap: Dahil sa sibuyas, may titigas!

1511. Throw your worries to the wind and let them fly to God. In the end, it is He alone who guides the wind to breeze joy and love back to you! Nice day!

1512. Thought of the day: Married men live longer than single men but married men are a lot more willing to die. Nyahaha! :)

1513. Have you tried saying you're ok but you're not? Pretending to understand but you don't? Acting like you're busy but in reality, you're lonely? Convincing people that you just wanna be friends but what you really want is more than friends? When you know that he/she has somebody else, but you pretend that it doesn't hurt but it really hurts so bad inside? When you say you've moved on, but the truth is you're just still waiting? When you say you're over her, but you know you still love her? When you say you can't relate with this message, but then you really do? :)

1514. Kung kasalanan mang maging maganda/gwapo, sunog na ang kaluluwa ko sa impyerno!

1515. TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct! Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria Ma’am, Hahaha!!!

1516. Slap the face of that crazy bitch! You must show to her that regardless of the class we belong in the society, respect should not be put at risk! Angelika is nothing but an opportunist, heartless devila! I damn hate her! Duh! - Inday, watching Marimar.

1517. Before you say “I can’t”, make sure you’ve tried. Before you let doubts stop you, confront them with facts. Before fear holds you back, go forward with faith. Before you believe others are better, show them what a winner you are. Before you go looking for happiness, make your own wherever you are. Good Morning!!

1518. Boy: Nay! Muntik na akong maging top 1 sa klase! Nanay: Bakit mo naman nasabi yan? Boy: Iniannounce kasi kanina yung top 1 sa klase, ang itinuro ni Ma'am, yung katabi ko! Muntik na ako!

1519. Alcohol solves no problems. Neither does milk. Pero buti pa ang alak, libre kung minsan. Meron na bang nagblow-out ng gatas?

1520. Bad trip! Puyat ako! Baliw yata yung kapitbahay namin, sigaw nang sigaw, nagwala talaga. Hindi ako makatulog sa sinabi nya! 'Kukote, kahit picture lang, maawa ka, please!' :)

1521. Smile increases value of face. Anger spoils beauty of soul. Faith is force of life. Confidence is companion of success. So, keep smiling, cute child of God. Take care always!

1522. Why Math has been hated by some? Because it requires them to think and forces them to give the correct and exact value. Because it has a clear distinction of right and wrong. Most people love to speak about any issue but hate to accept that they're wrong. That's the beauty of Math. Right is right and wrong is wrong.

1523. Isang araw, pwedeng mawala ang pag-ibig na iniingatan mo. Lahat ng saya, mauuwi na lang sa alaala. Lahat ng pangarap, hindi na matutupad. Pero ganun daw talaga, hindi lahat ng hawak mo, sa iyo na!

1524. The only feeling of loss is when you love someone more than you love yourself. - Goodwill Hunting

1525. Life is hard but He provides. Life is unpredictable but He guides. Life is unfair but He cares. Life is always a challenge but He watches over us. Good evening!

1526. Unrevealed truth about boys (Attitude sa pagtetext): Kapag nanliligaw: 'Lunchtime na. Kain na ikaw. Huwag ka papagutom ha. Luv u.' First 3 months mag-on: 'Baby, kumain ka na? Kain ka na ha? Luv u.' 4 to 8 months: 'Baby, kakain muna ako, kain ka na rin. Luv u.' 9 to 13 months: 'Baby, gutom na ako. Kain muna ako.' 14 months and above: 'Eh sa hindi ako makapagreply dahil kumakain ako eh! Alangan namang kumakain yung tao tapos nagtetext nang nagtetext!' :)

1527. Before sleeping, what are you thinking? Problems? Money? Love life? Work? Studies? Food? Try to think this: 'Thank God for everything He've done to your life!' and then, the rest will be fine. Good night!

1528. In the beginning, God created the world in 6 days. Then, he rested on the 7th day. Then, a stupid moron created a school. From then on, pucha! Nobody rested.

1529. Come here. Take off your pants and get on top of me. Enjoy me until you're totally satisfied. Lovingly yours, Toilet!!!!

1530. Kailan mo masasabing pangit ang isang magandang babae? Answer? Kapag tumabi sa akin! Hahaha!


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