1771. A girl newcomer in hell complained to Satan: 'Ang daming cute guys dito, kaya lang, ang liliit ng bird.' Satan: 'Gaga! Kung malaki yan, eh di para ka ring nasa heaven!'
1772. Everyday, I ask God why I do have someone like you in my life? Last night, I had a dream, God answered my prayer with a simple sentence, 'You deserve a friend that never fades!'
1773. Words to live by: Just say what you mean and mean what you say. Don't expect someone to read your mind and don't play games with heads or hearts. Don't tell half truths and expect trust.
1774. Life depends on the way you think. For example, read this: Mypenisinhermouth. What did you read? My pen is in her mouth. Or did your dirty mind read something else?
1775. Life isn't perfect. You will have to cry and fail. You may also lose hope. But hey! Let me just remind you. I'm here. Not to make life perfect but to make it simple!
1776. Kung sakaling may 2nd life after I die, na bibigyan ako ni Lord ng wish, hahanapin muna kita, tapos, ituturo kita, tapos sasabihin ko, 'Lord, ipakilala mo ulit ako sa kanya ha?!'
1777. Lola: Sino yang kasama mo? Apo: Boyfriend ko po. Lola: Aba, bata ka pa, lumalandi ka na! Pasok sa loob! At ikaw lalaki... 'Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?' Apo: Lola, ang landi moh!
1778. In a world where everybody meets a jerk, you know you don't need to be serious. Hangout, pretend and play with them. Have fun and stop; no attachment, no commitment, no pain. Convenient, isn't it? But at the end of the show, you know you're still yearning for something genuine. You realized that what you are really looking for is someone who can look at you straight in the eyes and tell you he/she loves you, someone worth every risk of pain, someone who will stay, someone who will simply make a difference...
1779. The difficulty is not dying for your love but in finding a love worth dying for.
1780. GF: Ayoko na! Hiwalay na tayo. BF: Bahala ka! Akala mo, makakahanap ka pa ng tulad ko? GF: Gago! Akala mo, maghahanap pa ako ng tulad mo!? Bwahahaha! Oo nga naman, may point sya.
1781. A person who truly loves you is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believes in the smile of your face.
1782. A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everyone around brighten into smiles. May God bring back to you all the happiness you've given to others. Take care.
1783. A playboy died. During a mass: Priest: He's an honest guy, good husband and family man. Wife: (whispered to her son) Anak, tingnan mo nga. Baka hindi na si papa mo yung nakaburol.
1784. All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, party hard, and look twice as good as the bitch standing next to you. - Paris Hilton.
1785. The Lakehouse: What if you waited for your special someone your whole life and later on learn that no one is waiting for you? True love is worth taking chances for. Sometimes, you don't know why things work out, they just do.
1786. If you walk 1000 miles away from God, you will only need one step backward to get to him because He always follows you wherever you go and whatever you do. He still loves you. Good morning!
1787. Believe while others doubt, work while others wish, save while others waste, persevere while others quit, pray and stay while others walk away. Good day!
1788. One Sunday, a guy plan to go to church to pray for his girlfriend that died a week ago. That church was where both of them attended mass together. While walking for the entrance of the church, the guy suddenly felt weak, the more he gets further inside, the heavier his body become. As the mass ended, the guy was approached by a flower vendor and asked him, 'Sir ang sweet mo naman.' He asked, 'Bakit mo nasabi?' 'Kasi, pinasan mo pa ang girlfriend mo papasok ng simbahan.' Happy Halloween!
1789. Death can't kill what is not measured by time. I will love you forever, and when I die, whatever part of me is left, will love you, far beyond eternity.
1790. God give gifts of love thru people like you. May all your days be as special as the memories you create in the hearts of those you touch and cared for.
1791. Isang lola ang naholdap. Lola: Wala akong pera! Holdaper: Alam ko kung nasaan ang pera mo! (sabay pasok ng kamay sa bra ni lola) Lola: Ituloy mo iho, may tseke pa sa ibaba!
1792. To be kind is more important than to be right. Sometimes all a person need is not a brilliant mind that speaks but a patient heart that listens.
1793. To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being love by someone deeply gives you courage.
1794. All things in life are temporary. If they're going well, enjoy, they won't last forever. If they go wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either. Good morning!
1795. I only have *ex on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!
1796. I love you hurts when it's not meant, it's not appreciated, it was just in the past, it's forced, it's a lie, and most of all? Kapag may dugtong na 'friend.'
1797. If you love someone, you have to give the best, do the right thing. But the best way to an everlasting relationship comes from two words... Don't Lie!
1798. The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core strength within you that survives all hurt.
1799. It's not how big your sin is. It doesn't matter if you're a thief, a rapist, a murderer, a cheater or a liar. The point is: You committed a sin! Ouch!
1800. Kapag sinaktan ka, huwag gaganti. 'Don't do unto others what you don't want them to do unto you.' Pero kapag sinaktan ka ulit, bigyan mo na ng suntok o sipa. 'It's better to give than to receive.'
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