Monday, December 22, 2008

text messages 1891-1920

1891. The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize. - Nageexplain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.

1892. Anak: Itay, ano ba ang birdflu? Kasi, maraming nabibiktima ng birdflu. Ama: Kaya nga kita pinag-aaral para matuto ka eh. Ang birdflu ay past tense ng bird fly.

1893. Walang pinipili ang pag-ibig, kahit mahirap ka pa o mayaman. Pero paano kung minahal ka ng isang mahirap at isang mayaman, sino ang pipiliin mo? The one who has everything or the one who has nothing but willing to give everything?

1894. Love is patient and kind. It is not conceited and selfish. Love never gives up and its faith, hope and patience never fail. Happy Valentines!

1895. You may have someone in your heart and in your mind, you may have someone in your dreams and someone in your life but I am your someone when you have no one.

1896. Piolo: Wow! Ang ganda nung chicks! Diether: Sexy pa! Grabe! Ang puti! Robin Padilla: Sino? Yung nakatube? Kilala ko yan! Teka, tatawagin ko ha? Psst! Kuya Rustom!

1897. Vine tea. Do you want to know about vine tea? What is vine tea? Vine tea is actually the sukli when you have 50 pesos pag nagload ka ng 30.

1898. Sometimes, the risk of letting go is the only incredible thing one could do to know who's willing enough to look stupid just to come back.

1899. According to Science, man came from monkeys. I beg to disagree. Bakit ikaw, mukhang kabayo?!

1900. Kadalasan, ibinabase ng mga girls sa hitsura kung mamahalin ang isang guy. Pero hindi dapat ganun! Hindi naman sa mukha nakikita yun eh. Kundi sa loob. Sa loob ng brief! Yun yun eh! Hahaha!

1901. If you're shopping for a happy ending and you couldn't find one, buy a new beginning instead.

1902. You're the perfect person that I know, so sweet, so nice, always on my mind. So cute pa and very special but there's something wrong. Wrong send ako! Hahaha!

1903. Be very careful if you make a woman cry because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib, not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior of, but from the side to be equal with. Under the arms to be protected for and next to the heart to be loved.

1904. Common between the sun and panty: both are hot, both look better while going down, both disappear by night!

1905. Two dillema's that rattle my mind: How do I get rid of someone who won't go and how do I hang on to someone who won't stay. Sakit sa ulo!

1906. Panakip butas mo lang pala ako! - Panty.

1907. Some friends forget. Some move away. Some keep silent. Some just change. But I'm not one of them. I'm just here, medyo busy nga lang. You know naman, daming shooting. :)

1908. There are 73 billion people in this world. So why should I be sad without you? Well, because 72 billion, 999 million, 999 thousand, 999 people can't be you!

1909. How can you tell when a politician is lying to you? When his lips move! =)

1910. It is hard to love someone who can never be yours. Time would give you chances to talk, chances to be together, chances to share. See how it hurts? You only have chances. Just chances!

1911. Let instruction and knowledge mean more to you than silver or finest gold. Wisdom is worth more than precious jewels or anything else you desire. Good day!

1912. Rowing hard doesn't help if the boat is heading the wrong direction. Entrust your life to God and let Him steer it according to His plan and purpose.

1913. It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.

1914. How to know if you are normal: 1. You have a Friendster account. 2. You have a cellphone. 3. You watch MTV. 4. You are fully aware of adult stuff. 6. You register to unlimited texting. 7. You sleep late. 9. You were so busy you forgot to read number 5. 10. You actually scrolled up to see if there's a number 5. Don't worry, wala ding number 8. 11. Then, slowly you smile, and you realize that you are normal! =)

1915. A toy, a leaf. A toy, a leaf... A toy a leafin mo kahit hindi batid. Aaminin ko minsan ako'y manhid!

1916. He slept the summer by my side, he filled my days with endless wonders, he took my childhood in stride, but he was gone when autumn came. - Les Miserables.

1917. When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anybody who leaves you. And it doesn't mean that they are bad persons, it just means that their part in the story is over.

1918. Never let guys hurt you. We women are the planet's pride, so when a guy hurts you, stand tall and proudly say, 'Sa ganda kong ito, excuse me, get out of my way! Next please!'

1919. Stay humble, be faithful, offer hope, work diligently, fight fairly, live simply, love deeply, give generously, they say, 'Bwisit! Kaya ko ba toh?' :)

1920. A true friend is like the shade of a great tree in the noonday heat. Para kang puno ng kampupot.


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