Friday, December 5, 2008

text messages 1651-1680

1651. An interview with God. Man: What surprises you most about humankind? God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as if they will never die and die as though they had never lived. God bless!

1652. I have special sleeping arrangements for you. Bed of trust, pillow of care, bedsheet of understanding, blanket of peace and dreams of love. Good night!

1653. You brighten my day, hindi ka naman araw. You light up my life, hindi ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, hindi ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, hindi ka naman sabaw. FRIEND kita, yan malinaw!

1654. 10 things to consider in a relationship: 1. Never both be angry at the same time. 2. Never yell at each other. 3. If one of you has to win an argument, let it be your mate. 4. If you must criticize, do it lovingly. 5. Never bring up mistakes of the past. 6. Neglect the whole world rather than each other. 7. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled. 8. At least once a day, say a complimentary word to your mate. 9. When you have done something wrong, admit and ask forgiveness. 10. It takes two to make a quarrel, but the one who's wrong does the most of it.

1655. Man: Ale, magkano ho yang sa inyo? Prosti: Dalawang libo lang. Man: Ano? Ang mahal naman nya, eh ang tanda nyo na! Prosti: Gago ka pala eh! Kelan pa naging mura ang antique?!

1656. Pratatatat! Kaboom! Kablaaam! Weewee! Wangwang! Pratatatat! Sugod mga cute! Itext ang mga pangit! Yes sir! Ito, tinext ko na yung isa, lider ata nila.

1657. Bkit ganun? “Malalaman mo lang na importante ang isang tao pag nawala na sya sayo.” Sana, baliktad na lang.“Sayo sya na nawala pag tao isang ang importante na lang mo malalaman.” Ano daw!?

1658. A dancer is dancing. Public clapping. She removes top. More claps. Removes bra. Louder claps. Removes panty. Silence. Moral of the story: You can't clap with one hand. =)

1659. Viagra now available in eye drops! You don't get an erection but you look hard!

1660. Ifugao: Apply po ako ng sundalo, sir. Officer: Hindi ka pwede, ang dami mong sirang ngipin, bungi ka pa! Ifugao: Bakit sir, sa gyera ba ngayon, kagatan na ang labanan?

1661. And I say “A message comes when awake is here without a word tells sleep is deep for I dream to keep no words but sleep.” Goodnight!

1662. You can love two people at the same time but never at the same degree.

1663. We all are soldiers of God. So, when you feel tired, wounded, and weak, don't give up. The battle is at its peak. And in God's lead, we will always find victory.

1664. Sometimes you feel, that problems are so heavy. Sometimes, it's hard for you and you can say you can't do it anymore. Just look at the sky, maybe, there's someone to lean on. Or maybe, you can call me, you'll know that forever. Holding hands! I will not leave you! - English version ng Hawak Kamay! Uy! Babasahin nya ulit!

1665. Some people complain to God for putting thorns on the rose but some praise Him for putting a rose among the thorns.

1666. Never give up when everything fall into pieces. Never even lose hope when everybody turns their back on you. Remember that life is not about being fair, it's about surpassing the unfair reality.

1667. Driver: Hoy, tambay! Aatras ko BMW ko ha, sabihan mo ako kung mabubunggo na! Tambay: Ok. Sige, atras... Atras pa! Sige, atras pa! Atras pa! BOG! Ok, bunggo na! =)

1668. You are texting while walking... Daan bike-ilag, daan aso-ilag, daan kotse-ilag, daan trak-ilag, daan si 'kukote'. Stop! Gosh, sino yun? Naman! So cute!

1669. Sign on a bus: When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. :)

1670. I wish I was a tear in your eyes so that I can roll down on your cheeks, touch lips and die happy but if you were a tear in my eyes, I will try hard not to cry coz I'm afraid to lose you.

1671. Amo: Mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng English. Ang sinumang magpadugo ng ilong ko at sa mga anak ko, palalayasin sa pamamahay na ito! Klaro ba? Inday: Ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran. Tatalikdan ang matayog at palalong banyagang wika manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban. Toink!

1672. Question: When is the best time to tell someone you love him/her? Answer: Before somebody else does.

1673. When you feel tired and alone, just tell me. Eventhough my hands can't hold you, my feet may not be able to run to you, my voice may not reach you, but my knees are always here to pray for you.

1674. 'Je suis triste et solitaire.' (I'm sad and lonely) - Instant messaging ni Inday sa kanyang French boyfriend na one month nang hindi sumasagot sa YM at emails nya. Nakakaloka!

1675. May nakakita sa akin sa dalampasigan, malungkot at nag-iisa. Sabi nya, 'Kung mahal mo sya, bakit hindi mo ipadama?' Sumagot ako, 'Mahal ka dyan! Nag-outing kami, naiwan ako!' :)

1676. Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no time and effort searching for peace and contentment and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving. Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting in a few drops on yourself! Good day!

1677. Glory isn't how high you jump over others nor how fast you run to the finish line but it is how often you stop to help people you meet the way along in life. Good night!

1678. Everytime I feel that nobody seems to understand me, it helps a little better thinking of you. Because I know, nobody understands you either. Hahaha!

1679. Blind folded and walking alone, that's what most of us feel. In a lifetime full of major risks and decisions, it might seem safer to remain stagnant. But isn't it more fulfilling if despite the fear of falling from a cliff and bruised knees, steps were taken? In the end, losing and mistakes won't count. What matters most is the person we turned out to be. Not naive, but wise and beautifully molded by experiences. Good evening.

1680. It's hard to trust and it's hard to cry. It's hard to love and later say goodbye... but it's much harder to say no, but that is life's way of making our hearts grow.


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