Saturday, December 6, 2008

text messages 1681-1710

1681. Whenever you want to know how rich you are, don't count your money. Just drop tears from your eyes and look around the number of hands that reach out to wipe your tears.

1682. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry.

1683. If it weren't for that damned sun, I would have been the hottest thing ever created.

1684. The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. =)

1685. It's not being in love that makes you happy; it's who you're in love with that does.

1686. May mga lalakeng ok sa malayuan, talo naman sa malapitan. Tawag sa kanila, mga lalakeng uy! ay! Uy! Ang cute nya! Ay, bading pala! Sapul ba? Toink!

1687. Bakit kailangang mag-oist if you mean I miss you? Bakit tara? kung ang ibig sabihin, gusto kitang makasama? Why say teka, instead of dito ka muna? Asar talaga! Mahal ka na pala, itinatago pa!

1688. If you want somebody for a day, get a date. If you want somebody for a week, get a fling. If you want somebody for a year, get a love. But if you want somebody for life, get a friend. You got me here!

1689. An award winning ad by Durex condom (U.S.A.): 'To all those who use our competitor's products, Happy Father's Day!' :D

1690. As you go through this day, praise God for the gift of life and the magic of love that binds family and friends who nourish our hearts and bring us real joy. Good morning!

1691. Pinaka-corny pero pinaka-effective na pick-up line: “Miss, alam mo ba, hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop, at hindi tayo halaman. BAGAY TAYO! BAGAY!” =)

1692. Kapag tinanong ka ng boyfriend mo kung gaano mo sya kamahal, ito ang sabihin mo. 'Hindi pa ba sapat na nilabag ko ang batas namin? Na ang Dyosa ay bawal makipagrelasyon sa lamanlupa?!'

1693. Happiness is a very subjective factor in one's life. Being happy doesn't depend on achieving what you want, but rather making the best out of what is given. Life isn't fair, it never was. The only thing that can make you completely happy is contentment. Be contented with what you have, but be sure to aim high and never stop believing you can do better everytime. Then again, if all else fails, don't forget that an ordinary you has an extraordinary God to back you up.

1694. What is the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl, a wife and a maid? Quite simply, post paid, pre paid, unlimited and pasaload!

1695. You may not need me now, not today, not tomorrow, maybe not ever, but even if for just one moment you feel alone...please remember, I'm just here.

1696. Question. Bakit masasabing pinakaswerte si Adan sa lahat ng lalake? Answer: Bukod sa nasa paraiso na sya, may asawa pa sya at walang byenan!

1697. Stars are like friends, there is always some around you, you just have to find your favorite one! And you are my favorite star of them all.

1698. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled and crushed into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you're still priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know nor in what we have, but by who we are. You're special. Don't ever forget that.

1699. It is better to cry than to be angry, because anger hurts others while tears flow silently thru the soul and cleanses the heart.

1700. People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates. Hoping to hit the jackpot... Carrie (Sex and the City)

1701. Maybe, I don't really know you that well. I don't know how you exactly act, but those things will not keep me away from you. Coz those are my reasons why I'm here... to know you much better.

1702. May your morning be a garden of God's wonderful blessings and your life blossoms with every dream that's close to your heart. May God be with you in everything you do. Good morning!

1703. “Sometimes no matter how much you miss someone it’s still wiser not to have that person…back again.”

1704. Carrying a lantern into a forest night doesn’t guarantee you’ll see all the trees, it only means that you can see a few steps ahead of you, far enough to keep your footing sure. Likewise, as the Lord lights your path, He may not shine all the answers to your shadowy questions in your mind, but He will give you all the light you need to scale life’s obstacles with faith and confidence.

1705. Our lives are books and each day is a page. We cannot erase what has already been written but we can always try to write a better ending. God bless!

1706. It's never too late to be what might have been. - George Elliot.

1707. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, some time in your life. - Winston Churchill.

1708. Sometimes I wonder why sunset is more beautiful than sunrise. I guess it's an irony of life. Sometimes, better things could really happen saying goodbye.

1709. Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting. Keep the faith. God makes all things beautiful in His time. Good evening!

1710. Kumusta? May nagtext na ba sa iyo na hindi mo kilala? Baka kasi friend ko yun! Kinuha kasi ang number mo sa akin. Sensya na, ibinigay ko. Mabait naman yun eh, naghahanap daw kasi sya ng aakyat ng niyog... pwede ka ba?


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