Wednesday, December 3, 2008

text messages 1561-1590

1561. I remember our happy times together, kwentuhan to the max, the advices we give to one another, our silly acts, stupid jokes we've shared. 'Psst! Miss na kita.'

1562. A short story: Woman driving the road. Man driving up the same road. They pass by each other. Woman yells out the window. 'Pig!' Man yells back, 'B*tch!' Man rounds next curve and crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road and dies. Lesson: If only men would listen.

1563. Isinama kita sa aking panalangin, sana makatulog ka ng mahimbing, managinip ng maganda at huwag iihi sa kama! Good night!

1564. Even if I didn't make some moves to make you feel how much special you are to me, wherever you are, always remember that you still belong to the puzzle that makes my whole life complete. Happy Valentine's Day!

1565. Believe in God’s constant love for you and hold on to the truth that the best years of your life are still ahead of you and not behind you. Good day!

1566. We can't really love anybody with whom we've never laugh with.

1567. Hello, I am a virus, and I am entering your brain now....... sorry, I am leaving, i can't find any brain. Hahaha!

1568. A cardiologist died and was put in a heart shaped coffin. Another doctor laughed when he saw it, he was asked why and he said, 'I'm just thinking about me, I'm a gynecologist.'

1569. Pakawalan mo ang mga bagay na nakakasakit sa’yo kahit na pinasasaya ka nito. Wag mong hintayin iyong araw na sakit na lang nararamdaman mo at iniwan ka na ng kasiyahan mo. Bob Ong

1570. Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical. - Southpark.

1571. We may have struggles with God's timing and the mystery of His will in our lives but His promise stands. He will make everything beautiful in His time. Good morning!

1572. Piglet sat beside Pooh and whispered, 'Pooh?' 'Yes, Piglet,' said Pooh. 'Nothing,' Piglet said. Piglet took Pooh's paw and added, 'I just want to make sure you're here.' - Brokeback Mountain: Disney style. =)

1573. Always remember two things in life: Do not make decisions when you are angry and do not make any promises when you are happy. Good morning!

1574. It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt. Good night!

1575. Girl1: Nakipagbreak ka raw sa BF mo? Girl2: Oo, hindi kasi marunong humalik ang lintek, nakakainis! At hindi lang yun, isang style lang ang alam nya, hindi ko mafeel. Girl1: Anong style ba ang alam ng BF mo? Girl2: Flying kiss!

1576. Alam mo bang tinext kita dahil gusto ko lang mangumusta? Yun lang, ayoko nang pahabain pa itong text ko sa iyo, kasi, ang pakay ko lang talaga ay kamustahin ka. Medyo tinatamad nga akong magtext lalo na kung mahaba, kaya ito, kakamustahin lang kita. Baka may ginagawa kang importante, sabihin mo pa nakakaabala pa ako sa iyo, kaya di na ako nagtext ng mahaba. Nakakahiya naman sa iyo. Basta alam mong naalala kita sa simpleng kamusta lang. Hindi na para tanungin ko pa ang ginagawa mo, o kung ok ka. Basta nagtext ako para mangamusta.

1577. Hindi mo raw agad malalamang mahal mo na ang isang tao, madalas kasi bulag ka sa totoo at akala mo iba ang gusto mo. Pero sa huli, mararamdaman mong mahal mo na pala sya, kapag nalaman mong... iba na ang mahal niya.

1578. Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her? Millionaire: A Billionaire!! Hahahaha!!!

1579. 'Magiging star ako!' - Alma Moreno in Bombastar.

1580. Friendship? It's about laughing at same things. It's about really being understood. It's about unconditional acceptance. It's about picking up where you left off. It's simply about us.

1581. Beautiful one liners: 1. Give God what's right, not what's left. 2. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. 3. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. 4. In the sentence of life, the devil maybe a comma, but never let him be the period. 5. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face lift. 6. When praying, don't give God instructions, just report for duty. 7. We don't change God's message, His message changes us.

1582. Never kiss a policewoman, she will say, 'Stop, hands up!' Never kiss an accountant, she will say, 'Next please!' Always kiss a teacher, she will say, 'Very good! Ok, repeat!'

1583. No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith. Good morning!

1584. If you can't accept me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best!

1585. Wife: I'm warning you, darating na ang mister ko within one hour. Visitor: Bakit, wala naman akong ginagawang masama ah. Wife: Yun nga eh, kung may plano ka, dalian mo na! Bagal mo naman!

1586. Magpapaalam sana ako sa iyo, sabi ko, aalis na ako. Niyakap kita at bumulong ka rin sa akin, akala ko, pipigilan mo ako pero sabi mo, 'Huwag! Huwag ka nang bumalik.'

1587. A bottle of wine may not be intoxicating but a single drop of true love intoxicates.

1588. Inaantok na ako. Pagod kasi. Masyadong busy. Pero naalala kita! Greet muna kita. Good night!

1589. Man to wife on her birthday: 'You can have sex for an hour the way you want it.' Wife jumped up, kissed him and ran out of the house, 'Thank you! Thank you! I'll be back in an hour!'

1590. How will you know that your love has faded? It is when you don't get hurt anymore.


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