Monday, December 1, 2008

text messages 1471-1500

1471. Confucius says: If you want to remember something, tie a string around your finger. If you want to forget everything, tie a rope around your neck! Good night!

1472. Did you know that 92% of what we worry about never really happens? And the 8% left is usually manageable? Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it gets you nowhere. So, don't worry too much, things have a way of working out and what's meant to happen will happen. ;)

1473. If the wishing star offered to give me either a million dollars or the greatest friend in the world I'd take the million dollars cause I've already got the greatest friend in the world.

1474. When everything seems unfair, when all that you do is not appreciated, I'll go with you, wipe your tears, take you for a walk and tell you, 'Ito ang lollipop, tahan na, hindi natin sila bati.'

1475. It’s not easy to let go of something you’ve put everything. But it’s harder to realize later on that you’ve been holding on to something that wasn’t there…anymore. :(

1476. The measure of a person is not how well he prepares for everything to go right, but on how gracefully he stands up and moves on after everything goes wrong.

1477. Take chances, take a lot of them. Because honestly, no matter where you end up and with whom, it always ends up just the way it should be. Your mistakes make you who you are. You learn to grow with each choice you make. Everything is worth it. Say how you feel always. Be you and be ok with it.

1478. God puts certain person in our lives for a reason, and whatever God had in mind for bringing you into mine, I don't really mind. I'm just thankful He did! =)

1479. It is not who I am underneath, it is what I do that defines me. - Batman. Iniisip nila ay hindi mahalaga, mahal kita maging sino ka man. - Robin. Good night! - Kukote.

1480. Falling down doesn’t make you a failure but staying down does. Always remember that no one is perfect and when you fall harder, you bounce back higher.

1481. I learned how to love without expecting something in return. For a while, it felt good but soon enough, I had to stop. Why? Because the more I love the person, the more I lose myself. =(

1482. A woman of real beauty smiles at troubles, gathers strengths from distress and grows brave through reflection and prayers. Send this to beautiful women only! =)

1483. Today is wish making day. If you are reading this SMS, may God bless you and may all your wishes come true and have a good time in all the stages of your life. Just wish anything and forward this SMS to all your friends including me and if you get back this SMS thrice, it means your wish will surely come true.

1484. If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do and I will.

1485. Few will have the greatness to bend love stories itself, but each one of us can work to change a portion of our hearts, and in the total of all those acts will be written deep in our souls.

1486. Sa kasalan. Pari: Sana, ang donation mo ay katumbas ng ganda ng pakakasalan mo. Groom: Eto, P5 father. Tiningnan ng pari ang bride. Pari: Eto P2, sukli mo!

1487. Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched and those who have tried. For only they can appreciate the importance of the people who have touched their lives.

1488. It's an achievement to make a thousand friends in a lifetime. Yet, the real achievement is to keep a friend for a lifetime! Good evening.

1489. Ang nagmamahal sa iyo, minsan, nakakalimutan, minsan, binabalewala, minsan, pinagmamataasan, dahil mahal ka nga naman. Pero kung iisipin, minsan lang sya dumaan, kelangan pa bang saktan?

1490. Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. 'Nurse,' he mumbles, 'are my testicles black?' Nurse raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. She takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, sir.' Man pulls off oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thanks for that, it was just wonderful but listen very, very closely and carefully... Are my test results back?' :)

1491. I used to think that I can wait. Wait till there's nothing left to wait for. But then I realized, I can wait till I forget the reason why I'm waiting.

1492. When things go wrong, when everything you've tried didn't work out, when all else fails, and you feel things hanging... Control+Alt+Del... restart mo na yan!

1493. The saddest quote by the funniest man ever born on this planet: 'I always like walking in the rain so no one can see me crying.' - Charlie Chaplin.

1494. Best things in life: Nakapulot ka ng wallet at walang nakakita. Libreng pagkain. Bumagyo sa araw ng thesis defense mo. Tatay/nanay mo ang presidente. Nakapag-asawa ng ubod ng yaman ang ate/kuya mo. Pumayat ka ng walang effort. Kamukha mo si Lindsay Lohan kung girl ka, si Brad Pitt naman kung guy ka. Mga housemaids na loyal. Negative ang blood test mo. Niligawan ka ng crush mo. Iniwan ka ng dyowa mong matagal mo nang gustong itapon. Aircon. Free ride kapag nastranded ka. Manalo sa lotto, bingo, casino. Beautiful kids. Gifted child. Ice cold coke kapag summer. Hot shower. Acquittal. Pictures na maganda ang angle mo. UAAP/NCAA champion ang university mo. Marathon ng favorite tv show mo. Hot pandesal. Nakarma ang kaaway mo. Winning moments. Inuman with friends. Peace of mind.

1495. Si Optimus Prime ay isang magiting na mandirigma. Pass this to 10 friends at magiging Autobot ka sa loob ng dalawang araw. Totoo ito! Yung pinsan ko, nagtransform na, naging tricycle! Nyahaha!

1496. When you need someone to be there for you and no one is around, gaze up to the sky, syempre, wala ako dun, but remember, we're just under the same sky, I could never be too far.

1497. Butterfly din naman ako eh, brown nga lang! - ipis (hek hek hek!)

1498. Quote for a lifetime: Ang buhay ay parang ako... Masarap!

1499. You can’t tap your back for a job well done. You can’t hug yourself for comfort and you can’t cry on your shoulders when tears fall. This is why you have friends in yourlife to let them do whatever you can’t. Good Morning!!!

1500. Ang pagmamahal, hindi natin pinipilit. Hindi rin ito sinasadya. Hindi kayang diktahan. Hindi natin basta ginusto na lang. Dahil kung kontrolado natin ito, magmamahal ba tayo ng taong sasaktan lang tayo?


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