1591. Globe advisory: Salamat sa paggamit ng Globe Unlimitxt. Ang walang load ngayon ay maaari munang magpagulong gulong at tumalon talon para malibang ang sarili. Salamat.
1592. Minsan, napadaan ako sa harap ng sobrang sweet na lovers. Ayun, nauso ang 'break-up'.
1593. There are two greatest days in your life, the day you were born, and the day you discovered why.
1594. “Sometimes you got to quit thinking so much. If it feels right, it probably is, so just go with it.” =)
1595. Pagkatapos mong magpakahirap akong makuha, bibilugin mo lang ako?! - kulangot.
1596. Life is nothing until it is lived. But it is yours to make sense of, and the value of it is nothing other than the sense you choose. - Jean Paul Satre
1597. Always smile in the morning, it makes people wonder what you did last night! Nyahahaha!
1598. Life is so short to waste time for someone who's unworthy for your love. It's so sad when the right person will not be able to search for you coz you're too busy all your life making the wrong person right for you.
1599. Sometimes, love is unfair. The more you sacrifice, the more you get hurt. Even you've given your best, still not enough. Until such time you had no choice but to give up.
1600. Dear anak, Naipadala ko na yung 50 thousand pang tuition mo, ipinagbili na namin yung kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng Counter Strike na kurso! Wala na rin pala tayong mga baboy, naipagbili na rin namin para dun sa sinasabi mong project, Nokia N75 ba yun? Ang mahal naman ng project mo! Kasama din dun ang 7 thousand para sa field trip nyo sa Mall Of Asia. Malayo ba yun, bakit ang mahal? Isasangla pa namin ang palayan para mabili mo yung instrumentong iPod. Napailaw nyo na ba yung pinagpupuyatan nyong San Mig Lights? Sana, grumaduate ka na. Love, nanay.
1601. Kahapon, nasaktan ako nang makita ko sya, di na nya kasi ako kilala pero nang tinitigan ko syang mabuti, narealize ko, hindi ko din pala sya kilala. Kaya pala!
1602. A dog has fallen deeply in love with a pig. One day, he took chances and bravely said, 'Pig, I am so in love with you.' The pig replied: Oink! :)
1603. Brain twister: It is exclusive for those who are wide readers. Please rearrange the letters to make it 1 word only. 'CONE PLAY DICE' No reply, low IQ!
1604. Hindi lahat ng magagaling ay nananalo dahil may nandadaya. Hindi lahat ng mataas ang grades ay matalino dahil may nangongopya. Hindi lahat ng cute ay artista, dahil hindi naman ako artista, cute lang talaga!
1605. Patient: Doc, ayos yung wonder drug ah! Nakakaapat na ako ngayon! Doctor: Ano naman ang sabi ni Misis mo? Patient: Wala pa, hindi pa ako umuuwi!
1606. The thread asked the candle: Why do you dissolve when I burn? Candle said: You're in my heart, if you suffer, I'm bound to shed tears for you. Pati kandila, umeemote na!
1607. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
1608. 'Happy 40 thoughtful years, Goldilocks!' Send this to 40 people within 2 days or else, magiging cake ka! Totoo ito! Yung friend ko, naging cake na. Black forest na sya.. promise!
1609. What he says versus what he means... Says: Gusto mong kumain? Means: Gutom na ako. Says: Gusto mong panoorin talaga yan? Means: Ang corny. Says: What's wrong? Means: Nag-iinarte ka na naman dyan! Says: Ikaw ang pinakamagandang babae sa mundo. Means: Hay naku, eto na naman tayo.
1610. Waiting for someone you love isn't easy especially when while you're waiting, the one you are waiting for isn't aware that you are waiting. - Tongue twister yan, wag na mag-emote!
1611. Never say you're happy when you're really sad. Never say you're fine when you're not ok. Never say you feel good when you feel bad and never say you're alone when you still have me.
1612. In the middle of a baptismal rite, a priest officiating said: 'Ang lambot ng ulo ng bata.' The pretty mother replied: 'Father, boobs ko po yan!'
1613. Madaming gago sa mundo at handa silang gaguhin ka, pero hindi nila alam, may kaibigan ka na mas gago sa kanila. Subukan lang nilang gaguhin ka, gagaguhin ko ang kapwa ko gago kapag nasaktan ka!
1614. Try this. Mag-isip ka ng dalawang number, from 1 to 100. Huwag mo munang scroll down, ha! Tapos na? Ok, thanks! Good night! (Nagpapaantok lang!)
1615. Silip lang kita kung cute ka pa. Hay! Salamat. Wala pa ring ipinagbago. Mas cute pa rin ako! O, huwag kang kokontra, piso ko to!
1616. When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason!!! :)
1617. Intsik: Papakasal ako padle. Pari: Marunong ka bang magdasal? Intsik: Olasyon alas sais lang memolize ko. Pari: Pakinggan ko nga. Intsik: Klang klang klang klang!
1618. In a petshop, customer talking to a parrot, 'Hoy! Can you speak ha? Can you speak? Bobo!' Parrot: 'Yes, I can!! Ikaw? Can you fly, ha? Can you fly? Gago!'
1619. He who laughs last is generally the last one to get the joke. - Terry Cohen
1620. I'm sitting down smiling, as I remember I have a good friend, you. And I hope many years from now, I would still sit down, smiling for the same reason.
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