Text Messages 1741-1770

1741. A faithful husband was drunk, he didn't know what was happening around him. Upon going home, he directly entered the room and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything is in order, tablet of aspirin and a glass of water with a note, 'Good morning hon, I'll just buy groceries for our dinner! Have your breakfast! Luv u!' He was wondering why was that so, eventhough he was drunk last night. He asked his son, 'What happened last night? Why is this so? Your mom should be angry.' Son replied, 'Mom tried to uncloth you, but you said, 'Stop! I'm married.''

1742. Sa likod ng mga ngiti, may mga luha. Sa likod ng mga biro, nagtatago ang problema. Hindi ka man laging tunay na masaya, tandaan mo, sa likod ng bawat tao, may pwet!

1743. We are all a little weird and life's a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

1744. Sa panahon na hindi ako nakakapagtext, huwag mong isipin na hindi ako nagtext. Nagtext ako, hindi lang nasend, kasi, wala akong load. Pero nagtext ako!!!

1745. Hindi kaya nainsulto si Pacquiao doon sa commercial ng San Miguel? Kasi, di ba, sabi sa kanya ni Morales, 'Palakang katulad mo, Manny!'

1746. The true meaning of GLOBALIZATION: Princess Diana, a Welsh princess, with an English husband, crashed in a French tunnel while riding in a German car with a Dutch engine driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, chased by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines. This message was created by a Filipino on a Finnish celphone smuggled from China by a Pakistani and sold by an Indian businessman. =)

1747. God understands that we are not strong all the time. Sometimes, all we can do is rest on his arms as he takes us thru the journey of life. With Him, we are safe.

1748. The heart is like a Rubik's cube, someone is supposed to mess the cube first so someone else could fit the colors perfectly.

1749. Si miss, first time nagpa-physical check-up. DOC: O iha, huwag kang mahiya sa akin, hubarin mo na damit mo para maumpisahan ko na ang physical check up mo. MISS: umhh… si dok naman.. sige na nga, pero kayo muna.

1750. The paradox of life: Everybody wants to live a long life but nobody wants to get old. Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die. And nobody seems to realize that in our life's journey, no one has ever reached the finish line alive. Enjoy your journey called life. Good night!

1751. When you love, never stick only to what your heart feels. Sometimes, using your brain is a necessity. Next, never use your eyes to cry for the person who fooled you, instead use it to search for the right one. Don't be scared of breaking up, keeping a relationship with a selfish partner is scarier. Love the one who will fight for you and bravely face each and every consequences. Love the one who will accept you and loves you more despite great mistakes you did. Love the one who hold on, someone who would never let the feelings be gone. Love is a gift and not an obligation.

1752. Patient: Doc, I regularly move my bowel every morning at 7! Doc: What is wrong with that? Patient: Kasi, I wake up at 8:00 AM!

1753. Sabi nila, ang taong maingay, bolero sa text. Tahimik, makulit sa text. Two-timer, sweet sa text. Stick to one, matipid sa text. Pero ang mga cute, eto, patext-text!

1754. How do you compare Erap and Mike Arroyo? Both are billionaires. Both Ateneans. Both fat. Both alias Jose. Both are liars. Pero si Erap, mas may taste sa babae!

1755. Do you know why I love solitude so much? It's because in this state, I break free from a dangerous society where people have nothing to do but break my heart.

1756. Success in life can never be an accident, it's the result of right decisions at the right time. Champions are not people who never fail but people who never quit.

1757. I'd rather be with someone who loves me more than I love him. I'm 100% sure that my happiness is his priority, and no more sleepless nights.

1758. If you didn't do anything wrong, you wouldn't mind telling the truth! - Bon Apres Midi!

1759. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... Eat them!!! - Homer Simpson

1760. He should know that the great aim of every human being is to understand the meaning of total love. Love is not to be found in someone else, but in ourselves; we simply awaken it. But in order to do that, we need the other person. The universe only makes sense when we have someone to share our feelings with. - Eleven Minutes by Paolo Coelho.

1761. It's nice to start the day with a smile on your way but it's nicer to start this day when your smile meets my way.

1762. Boy1: Bakit bad trip ka? Boy2: Tampo sa akin ang utol ko! B1: Bakit naman? B2: Nakalimutan kong birthday nya! B1: Yun lang? Anong masama dun? B2: Masama dun, twins kami! Twiiiinnns!

1763. Don't say you love someone unless you mean it. Because they might do something crazy like believing it.

1764. Man: Bago po ako umawit ay pwede ko po bang ihandog ko ang aking awitin sa aking biyenan? Emcee: Ok. Ihandog mo na. Man: Ang awitin ko pong ito ay buong puso kong inihahandog sa aking mahal na biyenan. Emcee: Eh ano naman ang kakantahin mo? Man: Devil Woman.

1765. Siguro nga hindi sa lahat ng oras ay aasa tayo sa mga pangarap natin. Masasaktan lang tayo. Kasi, hindi lahat ng pangarap natin, para sa atin, natutupad. Parang ako, pangarap ko lang sya, hanggang pangarap lang. Alam mo naman iba ang mundo naming mga dyosa!

1766. Everytime I see a star, I remember you and cry. Why? Because I was under that star when I wished for you. I was happy to see you come true, but, it was also under that same star when you suddenly wished for someone new.

1767. In life, there are times that you have to face tough decisions, either you make it or break it. But do remember whichever way you go, there are no wrong decisions in life, it's for you to make it right.

1768. Bakit ayaw nyo pa rin sa akin kahit sosyal at maganda ako? Dahil ba mas sweet ang iba? - Fruitcake.

1769. Some people say they can't live without love. Well, oxygen's more important. - Dr Gregory House. So, kung wala kang lovelife, inhale-exhale ka na lang!

1770. Shores never meet yet share the same sand, the moon and the sun couldn't be one yet cross the same sky. Just like friends who don't meet often but never stop being friends.