Friday, December 12, 2008

text messages 1801-1830

1801. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, fattening, or taken na! Parang wala nang choice kundi magkasala! Hehehe.

1802. As we walk through life, there will be times when you won't see me beside you, don't think I left you alone. I just chose to walk behind you so I could catch you right away if you fall.

1803. The human brain is the most outstanding thing. It functions 24 hours, 365 days. It functions right from the time you were born until you fall in love and malfunctions after getting married. =)

1804. Hindi lahat ng dinosaur, kumakain ng hayop. Yung iba, gusto lang ng hug. - Barney. Nyahaha!

1805. Trivia: Alam mo bang kapag ininom mo ang katas ng damong makahiya, mas mabisa pa sa Viagra kung erection din lang ang pag-uusapan? May side effect nga lang. Kapag nasagi, titiklop!

1806. A cute love story: There was a little boy whose first love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street. As time went by, he got married, but still kept it. One day, the wife found it and asked, 'Where did you get this?' The man said, 'I kept that since I was a child, why?' The girl replied, 'I lost this picture when I was 9...'

1807. It's better to lose your pride to the one you love than lose your love one to your useless pride.

1808. Misis1: Suko na ako sa mister ko. Lagi na lang akong binubugbog bago niroromansa! Misis2: Mas grabe yung mister ko. Binubugbog ako tapos si Inday ang niroromansa!

1809. A Thai surnamed Mongkikimo commited suicide when his Pinay girlfriend Paquita wouldn’t marry him. The girl could not bear her family name “Paquita Mongkikimo”.

1810. Kung amoy putok ka, be proud! Pinagpawisan mo yan eh!

1811. Friendship, like marriage, there are ups and downs. You just have to get through it. That's why when you need me, I'll be there, and even if you don't need me, I'll be standing still, waiting for you to be needing me again.

1812. If you could choose between life and death you would almost rather die, love is fun but hurts so much the price you pay is high. And so I say don't fall in love, you will get hurt before you're through. You see my friend, I ought to know, I fell in love with you.

1813. When trials came, we tend to ask, 'Lord, why me?' But blessings pour on us each day and we never ask 'Lord, why me?' Let's learn to say, 'Thank God, it's me!' Good evening!

1814. Nanay: Lakas mong kumain ah, kapal talaga ng mukha mo! Bwisit! Anak: Inay naman! E kung yung baboy, kumain, tuwang tuwa pa kayo! Sino ba talaga ang anak nyo, ako, o yung baboy?

1815. Masakit daw umibig, palagi ka raw iiyak, palagi ka raw aasa at maghihintay sa wala. Ganun lang yun dahil kung hindi ka masasaktan, hindi mo malalamang nagmamahal ka na pala.

1816. I always dream, I tend to be happy, but my dreams won't fit my eyes, that's why they fell and became tears, because you are the dream that is out of my reach.

1817. An alcoholic son wrote a letter... Beer dad, Gin na ako iinom ulit, Whisky kelan. Tanduay mo yan, tiTequilan ko na talaga, pRhumis po! Your San, Miguel.

1818. Find a quiet moment today and think of all your blessings. It will be interesting to realize that good days always outnumber the bad ones. Good day!

1819. Friendship should not be like breasts because it sucks. Not like v*gina, because it gets f*cked. It should be like p*nis because it stands whenever needed. =)

1820. Exercise daily keeps your body healthy. Like my lola, she was 75 when started walking 5 miles a day. Now she's 98, and until now, hindi pa umuuwi. Wala ba dyan?

1821. If you want to know how much God loves you, try to catch every single raindrop. The ones you catch is how much you love God and the ones you miss is how much God loves you.

1822. God never takes a day off to love, to care, to guide us in every moment of our lives. May his choicest blessings be with you always. Good night!

1823. Relationships, of all kinds, are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold on to some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact, but held too positively, and the relationship slips away and is lost.

1824. Tumatakbo si Erap galing computer room na sinusundan ng staff: 'Sir, bakit ka tumatakbo?' Erap: Tatakas ako, sabi kasi ng computer 'press Ctrl then Escape'.

1825. Even if a day should go by when I don't say 'I love you', may there never be a moment that goes by without you knowing that I do.

1826. Do you know why I hate silence so much? Because when it's quiet, when I'm alone, that's the moment I realize I'm blindly missing the noise you create. :)

1827. When you miss someone, your heart starts to shout that person's name. For some reason, my heart just won't stop shouting your name. I guess, you are smart enough to figure out what I mean. =)

1828. I send this special wish to a friend for a friendship I will always cherish; may your life be filled with excellent health, much success and a bit of wealth, and may you live by the light above, and feel the joys that come from love.

1829. Tumabi ako sa iyo at huminga ng malalim. Tinanong mo ako, 'Bakit?' Ngumiti ako. Nagtanong ka ulit, 'Bakit nga?' Sumagot ako, 'Bakit ba? Masama bang huminga?'

1830. UN conducted a worldwide survey with this question: 'Would you please give your honest opinion about shortage of food in the rest of the world?' Survey failed! Because in Africa, they didn't know what food is. In China, they didn't know what opinion is. In Europe, they didn't know what shortage is. Filipino leaders interviewed didn't know what honest mean. France didn't know what please is. And American leaders didn't know the rest of the world!


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