1621. If heaven had a place to display its most wonderful creatures, malamang, sa pintuan pa lang, nakadisplay na ang portrait mo. Pero syempre, katabi ng rebulto ko!
1622. Tanong: Ano ang tawag sa dalawang braso kapag pinagsama? Sagot: Eh di braso pa din! Tanong: Eh paano kapag dalawang binti ang pinagsama? Sagot: Eh di kwarinta! Nyak!
1623. With you it's not like I'm running towards the goal looking for a way to score, with you it's like I've already won.
1624. An ideal guy doesn't have bad vices, doesn't engage in one night stand, doesn't make promises he can't keep, doesn't flirt and lie. In short, he doesn't exist. Walang ganon, asa ka pa!
1625. If two hearts are meant to be friends, no matter how long it takes, how far they go, how tough it seems, God will bring them together to share friendship forever! Nice morning!
1626. When God gives you one important thing in life, never hold it too tight so when He asks you to give it back, it's easy to let go without hurting so bad.
1627. They say heaven is missing an angel. But your secret is safe with me. I know you're the missing angel who gave up heaven to make hell on earth. Hahaha!
1628. Step by step, the journey goes on. Little by little, it may seem so long. The things we learn will keep us on. With faith in God, He'll keep us strong. Get yourself believe. Have a good night!
1629. Class: Ma'am, ang baho po dito, may umutot! Ma'am: Ok, class. Sino man ang umutot, bibigyan ko ng 95 na grade. Pedro: Ma'am ako po. 100 nyo na Ma'am! Natae din kasi ako!
1630. Things don't just happen, they're planned by God's own dear hand, molded and shaped and timed by His clock. Have a worry-free day for God is in control. Good night!
1631. Fate wanted my life to be extra, extra special so instead of giving me just normal friends, he added a few crazy ones along the way! Thanks for the added insanity!
1632. Smile you made it least at but, you to this sent that fool the kill to want probably might you, this reading bothered have you after. Confused?? Read it backwards!
1633. 'Kung ang kare-kare may puso, tao pa kaya...' - Mama Sita. =)
1634. Ang tawag sa gumagawa ng tubo, tubero. Ang tawag sa kumukuha ng basura, basurero. Ang tawag sa mahilig sa gimik, gimikero. Sa maraming babae, babaero. Ang tawag sa nakaupo sa kanto? Tambay darling, tambay!
1635. Wife: Hon, kain ka na. Husband: Busog pa ako. Wife: Hindi naman food eh, yung sa akin. Husband: Busog pa nga ako, birthday ng secretary ko, nagpakain din sya!
1636. Sexy chick: Pangarap kong magkaanak. Pichay: Pangarap kong tuparin ang mga pangarap mo. Hehehe. Itanim ang kay Pichay!
1637. What's the closest thing to a woman's period? Your salary! It comes once a month, lasts about 3 or 4 days and if it doesn't come, everyone's in trouble!
1638. You are one of those whom I never asked from God! But still, he gave you to me. I asked Him why and He said, 'Because I know that person can fill your life in ways that others can't.' Happy Valentine's Day!
1639. A man once said: First, I was dying to finish my high school and start college... Then, I was dying to finish college and start working... Then, I was dying to marry and have children. And then, I was dying for my children to grow old enough so I could go back to work. But then, I was dying to retire. And now, I'm dying, and suddenly I realized, I forgot to live. Live today like there's no tomorrow. Get the most out of life, enjoy it.
1640. A jewel of a friend is like a simple calculator. Someone who adds confort, subtracts fear, divides blessings and multiplies joy. Take care and God bless.
1641. We can love someone and just be happy about it even if we know that it cannot last forever. It is not about having someone. It is not about owning a relationship, it is just about being happy because you know you have loved someone. There is a purpose and meaning behind all events and this purpose and meanings develop you as a person and a lover. Whatever relationship you have in your life now, they are precisely the ones you need at this moment.
1642. Teacher: Juan, read your 500 words essay to your classmates. Juan: Ok, ma'am! My miming. Bow! I have a miming! My miming is lost. So, I went outside the house and look for my miming! ming! (478x!)
1643. Call me up when your heart needs company. Take my hand when you feel alone. Turn to me when you need someone to lean on. Because till time runs out, I'll be here, holding on.
1644. Never pray for an easier life, instead pray to be a stronger person. Never pray for tasks equal to your power but for power equal to conquer your tasks. Good evening!
1645. Pare, may dalaga dito sa amin, gustong magwork sa Japan. Pinahiram ko na nga ng pera, sinampal pa ako. Para sinabi ko lang naman na, 'Ibalik mo sa akin yan kapag maluwag ka na ha!'
1646. Wishing you a seductive and horny morning, licked by love and penetrated with heavenly graces. May all your problems be ejaculated before the climax of the day. Have a sexy day!
1647. The happiest people are those having the most simple lives and the least stressful lifestyles. Let us learn to simplify things. For simplicity is not just beauty. It is a blessing.
1648. Ang pagtext ng walang humpay, pambubulabog nang walang sablay, pang-aasar na walang kapantay, mga mensaheng walang saysay, sa Globe, posible!
1649. Some friends forget, some move away, some keep silent, some just change, but I'm not one of them. I'm just here, minsan, busy-busyhan nga lang, pero never kitang kakalimutan.
1650. There are two types of people: Those who come in and say, 'Well, here I am.' and those who come in and say, 'Hey, there you are!' Who are you?
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