Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Text Messages 1-30

1. It's hard to choose someone to love, but the hardest part of loving is to admit that you have fallen in love with someone you didn't mean to love from the start.

2. A naked girl rode on a taxi. 'Bakit?' the girl asked the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya. 'Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?' Driver: Hindi miss. Iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago ang pamasahe mo.

3. Quote of the day. Embrace the future, for the future is what we make of it. Learn from the past for the past cannot be changed!

4. Like most people who get their hearts broken, he decided to move on. Wala naman syang magagawa eh. - Sam Milby's character, Kevin from You Got Me.

5. You’ll realize that you’ve spent 3 seconds of your life reading this.

6. Needing someone is like a parachute, if he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

7. Teacher: Juan, ano ang sinabi ng magulang mo nang makita ang grades mo? Juan: Lahat po ba o tatanggalin ko yung bad words? Teacher: Tanggalin mo ang bad words. Juan: Wala po!

8. What is wrong with your phone? I tried calling you, but the operator said, 'Welcome to the jungle! The monkey you are trying to call in on the tree. Please, try again later.'

9. Mga gatas ng babae: Dalagita - fresh. Dalaga - pasteurized. Bagong kasal - skimmed. Tagal nang kasal - yogurt. Matandang dalaga - taho. Lola - tokwa!

10. Lasing: Ipako ang mga bakla! Bakla: Takbo mga sister, takbo! Lasing: Ang gagamiting pako ay t*ti! Bakla: Balik mga sister! P*tang ina! Balik!!!

11. Alam ko, minsan, nakakabitin ako. - *some text missing*

12. Jr: I know the truth, Mom! Mom: Ha?! Ito P500, huwag ka lang maingay sa daddy mo ha? Jr: Dad, I know the truth! Dad: Ha?! Ito P1000, huwag ka lang maingay sa mommy mo ha! Jr: (Ok pala ito! Subukan ko nga din sa katulong namin.) Inday! Alam ko na ang katotohanan! Inday: Sa wakas! Yakapin mo ako, anak ko!

13. The Israelites saw Goliath and said, 'He is so big, we cannot win.' David saw Goliath and said, 'He is so big, I cannot miss!' Life is a matter of perspective. Good night!

14. Pagod ka na ba sa sobrang aral? Sawa ka na ba sa pagbabasa? Hilo ka na ba magmemorize? Gusto mo na bang sumuko dahil it's over na? Huwag kang ganyan! Symptoms lang yan ng isang future tambay!

15. Be sure to cherish things while you still have them. Not when they're gone. For one of the hardest things to deal with is regret. All the 'could have beens' and 'what ifs' could never bring them back. :(

16. Kapag niloko ka, huwag na huwag kang iiyak. Kapag iniwan ka, huwag mong habulin. Kapag sinaktan ka, huwag kang magmakaawa. Instead, be proud and say, 'Praise the Lord! Available na naman ako!'

17. I wish you the best of ber starting today. Bery healthy, bery happy, bery rich, bery well loved, bery kind, and most of all bery young looking always! Bery many blessings to you!

18. Ang taong bolero, masarap ka text. Ang taong tahimik, makulit sa text. Ang taong two timer, sweet sa text. Ang taong stick to one, matipid sa text. Ang taong pretty, eto, patext-text!

19. Kahit papaano, gusto ko din ng exposure! - singit.

20. Ano ang nagpasikat kay Erap? Wristband. Ano ang magpapayaman kay Abalos? Broadband. Ano ang magpapabagsak kay GMA? Husband!

21. Kapag mahal mo ang isang tao, ipapasok mo! Ipasagad mo! Huwag kang matakot masaktan. Dahil ang true love, mainit at masarap habang nakabaon sa puso't isipan! Hmm, ikaw ha?! Bad!

22. Let's congratulate Manny and Jinky Pacquiao for their baby girl. They'll name their baby after the combination of their names. Manny + Jinky = Manky. =)

23. Hey! Andito ako sa ospital ngayon! - nurse.

24. Sabi nila, love makes your heart beat fast, your body feel flushed with excitement, and your mind go around in circles. Naisip ko, love ba yun? Parang lasing lang eh.

25. Masarap magkaroon ng maraming kaibigan. May katawanan. May katripan. Enjoy ang buhay mo. Sarap mabuhay. Kaya friend, daming thank you ha?! Kasi, nag-eenjoy ako sa buhay ko dahil sa iyo!

26. I'm a person easily overwhelmed by the wonders this world can give. But I would leave all these just to laugh my heart out over cups of coffee on lazy days like this with someone like you! Good morning!

27. Naglalakad, nagtetext, nasagasaan, patay. Kumakain, nagtetext, nabilaukan, patay. Nagdadrive, nagtetext, nabangga, patay. May cellphone, walang nagtetext, nagpakamatay.

28. The key to succeeding in marriage is not finding the right person; it's learning to love the person you found. Sustaining love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. It takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it takes wisdom. You have to know what to do to make your marriage work. Love in marriage is a decision, not just a feeling.

29. Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet bowl. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush.

30. Faith is the ability to not panic.

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