Monday, October 20, 2008

Text Messages 421-450

421. The best feeling in the world comes when you start feeling good again after feeling awful for a long time.

422. What do you call a naked, sexy, beautiful woman on the arm of an ugly poor man? Eh, di tatoo!

423. Love is unfair, kapag mahal mo, ayaw sayo. Yung ayaw mo, mahal ka. Pero mas unfair sa part ng okra. Kawawa naman sya, kasi di sya kasama sa 'Bahay Kubo.' Gulay din naman sya, di ba?

424. If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap. If you want happiness for a day, go fishing. If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody.

425. Minsan, nag-aaral akong maggitara. Masakit sa kamay, mahirap pag-aralan. Dun ko lang naisip na ang gitara, parang love. Kailangan munang masaktan para may matutunan.

426. Being in love is like jumping off a building, in the beginning you don't care about anything and just enjoying the ride, it is the sudden stopping that hurts.

427. Even if you have special someone, even if you have other circle of friends, yet, still kulang pa rin di ba? Shocks! Syempre naman. Iba pa rin kapag may 'kukote' sa buhay mo.

428. From the moment I saw you, I wanted to be inside you, I love your smell, the way your tongue feels, the way you tighten and loosen, mmmmmmm... new shoes!!!

429. Good friends are those who care without hesitation, who remembers without limitation, and who remains the same even text lang ang communication.

430. If love fails, set yourself free, let your heart spread its wings and fly again. Remember you may find love and lose it, but when love dies, you never have to die with it.

431. BF: Mag-empake ka mahal! GF: Bakit? BF: Pupunta tayong home for the aged. Importante lang kasi. I wanna grow old with you. Naman! Hahaha!

432. Good morning! Don't forget to carry God's word in your heart before you start your busy day and don't forget to smile. ;)

433. Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we should live it the best way we can. There's no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect moments.

434. A lizard fell on a table. Genius: Oh! reptila scincidae; Kikay: Eew, lizard!; Astig: Shit, butiki!; Mataray: Shucks, butiks!; Mayaman: Yuck! La coste!; Mahirap: Pare, ulam!

435. Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

436. Chocolate is said to contain phenylethylamine, the same chemical your brain produces when you fall in love. Magchocolate na lang tayo, hindi pa masakit sa dibdib!

437. Ang hirap ng may iniiwasan, nakikita ko pa lang sya, gusto ko nang makalayo. Sa kakaiwas ko, lalong bumibilis ang tibok ng puso ko. Lokong aso yun, pinakaba ako!

438. I wonder why just when i learned to wait, it was when you never came. I wonder just when I learned to laugh, you made me cry. And just when I've learned to love you so much, it was when you walk away.

439. Pari: Sister, ikaw ba ang nasa CR? Kunin ko lang ang toothbrush ko! Sister: Sandali, nakapanty lang ako! Pari: Ok, antay ako. Sister: Pasok na, wala na akon panty! Hihihi!

440. If all the science in the world could explain everything, could Physics explain why we fall in love with someone without being affected by gravity? And why can't Logic help us to make things right when we are in love? Would Chemistry give us the chemical elements of love and its formula? Or could Anatomy and Physiology locate the scars in our heart?

441. Teenager: Lola, pupunta lang kami sa tipar. Lola: Anong tipar? Teenager: Party! Lola: Puro salitang kalye ang alam nyo! Mga P.S. kayo! Teenager: Anong P.S. lola? Lola: Pakin Shet! =)

442. If your heart gets broken, it's not a sin to cry, it's not a crime to mourn, but it is not right to ruin your own life because in love, you should know when to move on if there's no reason to hold on.

443. They told me I'm crazy I dreamt the sun was radiating blue but the doctors cleared me it was just a case of too much missing you.

444. With confidence, you can reach truly amazing heights. Without confidence, even the simplest accomplishments are beyond your grasp. Keep reaching for the star!

445. Sa buhay, lahat ng first ay masarap. First love, first kiss, first date, first... Hmmm, basta lahat ng first, kaya nga I want to be the first one to greet you. Merry Christmas! Hehehe.

446. Someone asked me, why do I smile everytime I see your name in my inbox? I just said, kasi, yun taong ito sa inbox ko ay isa sa mga dahilan kung bakit naka Smart ako!

447. Kung pangarap mong mahalin ka ng isang taong mamahalin ka ng tunay at hindi ka lolokohin, itext mo si Prospero Pichay! Pangarap nyang tuparin yang pangarap mo!

448. They say nothing in the world is perfect. But I know one exception, the joining of our two hearts.

449. Once a book of friendship was opened, it should never be closed again. A living book meant to be read and enjoyed forever. I hope our book of friendship never be closed!

450. Bakit kapag hindi nyo na alam ang gagawin nyo, laging ako na lang ang bahala? - Batman (sige na nga, with Robin minsan)

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