Text Messages 631-660

631. Words from Ally McBeal: 'If you wanna end up with the right person, you've got to make it happen. The best people are always taken. If you don't steal them, you won't have them.'

632. Year 2010: Mayaman ka na, may magarang kotse, malaking house. Ako? Ganito pa rin, cute, ma-appeal, crush ng bayan. Huwag ka nang umangal, mayaman ka na nga eh!

633. Ito ang chain message na siguradong ipapasa mo: 'Magkakaringworm sa pwet ang huling makakareceive nito.' Sori na lang sa mga walang load!

634. Kung ang taong gusto mo ay mayroon nang iba, tandaan lang ang 'Continental Drift Theory.' Kung ang pulo nga, naghihiwalay, tao pa kaya?! How inspiring! Mwahahaha!

635. Paano nga ba naman makakalabas ang usok kung ang chimineya ay barado ng dumi at niyebe, ipalinis ito ngayon din! - Ms. Minchin.

636. Success is: To laugh often and much. To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children. To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty. To find the best in others. To live the world a little better. To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. Good day!

637. “It is wiser not to expect, but to hope. For in expecting, we meet disappointments; whereas in hoping, we invite surprises.” Goodnight!

638. Mahal kong John, Kumusta? Hindi ko malilimutan nang naghiwalay tayo. It was all my fault. I was selfish. I'm really sorry for breaking your heart. Come back to me. Forgive me. Hindi na ako makakahanap pa ng katulad mo. You're the only one for me. Mahal na mahal kita. Love, Maria. P.S. Congrats pala sa pagkapanalo mo sa lotto.

639. Dear Ate Charo: Problema ko po ang asawa ko, maniac! Luto ako, sex kami. Plantsa ako, sex kami! Laba, nood tv, sex kami! Paalam na po, kasi, aah, ooh, ayan naa namaaan! =)

640. Smile. It makes a world of difference. Dance. Who knows when you won't be able to? Cry. Holding those emotions in is bad for you. Kiss. Kisses are one of the most wonderful things in the world. Laugh. What's the point in hiding happiness? Frown. Why not let him/her know you're unhappy? Apologize. You don't wanna lose friends. Hug. There's no better feeling being wrapped up close to someone you love. Live. Because life is everything.

641. Love should be stronger than pride. So when you love someone, tell them and never let go. Because love is a gift, not an obligation. Follow your heart and always love the person you really love.

642. It is better to have nobody than somebody who is half yours, half there or doesn't want to be there, or is there and then suddenly disappears.

643. To wake up each morning healthy and at peace is a gift from God more precious than gold. May all your mornings be filled with God's gifts. Good morning!

644. Thank you for stepping into my life. But if ever you step out, your footprints stay forever. Kung babalik ka naman, pakilampaso na lang ng sahig ha! Nakakapagod lang maglampaso, thanks!

645. People are amazing when they are nice, they are wonderful when they are true. But do you know that they are a blessing when they are like you?! Good morning!

646. Someone said to me, 'I love you.' I sneezed, then I replied, 'Sorry, I'm allergic to talkshits and lies.' :)

647. In a relationship, it's not difficult to use your brain over the heart. If you find yourself capable of getting involved with someone because you use your brain, it means one thing, you aren't in love with the person. Because when you love someone, it's almost impossible to control your heart and tell it to let the mind handle the relationship. And the same is also true that when you can't use your brain because the heart rules over, it means that you are definitely, positively in love. So good luck to both your brain and heart.

648. A couple at the wishing well, husband leans over, made a wish and throws coin. Wife made a wish, but leans too much, falls in and drowns. Husband: Hala, ang bilis naman! =)

649. It's ok to cry as hard and as long as you want to. Just make sure that when you stop crying, you won't cry for the same reason anymore.

650. Sa palengke. Madre1: Magkano ang talong? Tindera: P7 po ang apat na piraso. Madre2: Paano yan? Tatlo lang ang kailangan natin. Madre3: Bilhin na natin, tapos yung isa, iulam natin!

651. Kinds of perfume for women: teener - Cool Water. lady - Giorgio Armani. newly wed - Bulgari. married - Sweet Honesty. spinster - Green Cross. old lady - Albatross.

652. 8 rules to be happy: 1. never hate. 2. don't worry. 3. live simply. 4. expect a little. 5. give a lot. 6. always smile. 7. stay in love. 8. best of all, eat all you can!

653. Never ask why the heart is red, the sky is blue, the cloud is white cause it's like asking why of all people it's you I care about.

654. If there's any possible consolation in the tragedy of losing someone we love very much, it's the necessary hope that perhaps it's for the best.

655. We met each other by chance, become friends by choice, still friends by decision, and when we say friends forever, that's definitely a lifetime. Promise! Friends forever?

656. Lasing1: Dito na lang ako pare, bahay na namin ito. Lasing2: Anong inyo? Amin itong bahay! Lasing1: Amin ito! Pustahan tayo. (Kumatok) Babae: Hay naku! Lasing na naman itong mag-ama!

657. Chicken Soup for today: Emotional stress greatly affects our lives. It's always lethargic and everyone's vulnerable. Always have your emotions in constant check. Reconcile misunderstandings and clear ugly thoughts. Free your mind from cluttered emotions. Never leave space for doubtful feelings. A light heart is more efficient in work, love and to other things.

658. Some friends are worth to be thrown, some are good to be kept and some are to be treasured. I think you are the one who needs to be thrown! Hehe. In a treasure box to be kept forever. Good night!

659. Having a friend like you is like knowing myself better. You may find another me but I'll never look for another you. You know why? Because no matter what they do, they can never be you.

660. Ito, sure na malupit. Guy: Miss, ipinaglihi ka ba sa inodoro? Gal: Bakit? Guy: Kasi, ako, ipinaglihi sa tae. Nung nakita kita, hindi ko mapigilang mahulog!!!