Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Text Messages 181-210

181. Sa pag-ibig, lahat tayo, may diskarte. Yung iba, words. Yung iba, actions. Eh ikaw, anong diskarte mo? Basta ako, 'Atras si Kris, abante ako!!!'

182. If I can pull the rainbow of the sky, I'll shape it into your name then put it back in the sky. Why? To let everyone know how colorful my life has been with a friend like you. Good morning!

183. A little boy was so jealous about his newborn brother so he put poison on the nipple of his mom while asleep. The next day, their driver died!

184. Friends make us brave when we are afraid, make us strong when we are weak, but most of all, they teach us to hold on to them when tears keep on falling.

185. Learn to love with all your heart and accept the unlovable side of others. For anyone can love a rose, but only a great heart can include the thorns.

186. If someone leaves you, don't dare cry. Just smile and be happy. Pero bago mo siya tuluyang palayain, ibulong mo ito sa kanya, 'Maganda ako. Pasalamat ka pinatulan kita, gago!'

187. Sa tuwing nagtetext ka, natatanggap ko naman!

188. Bawat tao, iba magmahal. May tunay, may salawahan, may nang-iiwan, may todo bigay. Iba iba man ang paraan, wala akong pakialam. Dahil wala akong love life!

189. 7 days makes 1 week; 7 days of sex makes 1 weak; but no sex in a week makes 1 sick; however, good sex once a week makes 1 seek.

190. I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote it in the sand, but the water washed it away. So, I wrote your name everywhere. Ayun, akala nila, kandidato ka!

191. The God we met in good times is the same God we meet in hard times. May the Lord refresh us and give us strength as we face new challenges everyday. Good night!

192. Thought for the day, 'Dont think while your mouth is open.' Magmumukha ka kasing tanga!

193. Masaya kapag maraming friends! Tawanan, kantsawan, gimik, trippings. Saya, di ba? Minsan nga, naiisip ko, bakit kailangan pang magboyfriend e nandyan naman kayo? Walang cool-off. Walang split! Yun nga lang, walang ka-sex! hehehe.

194. Dear friend, I asked for a flower, you gave me a boquet; I asked for a stone, you gave me a statue; I asked for a feather, you gave me a peacock. Wow friend! Ang bingi mo!

195. Misis: Hon, bakit ang dumi-dumi mo at ang baho mo pa? Mister: Nakita mo ba yung maliit na imburnal sa kanto natin? Misis: Oo. Mister: Pwes, Ako, hindi ko nakita!

196. Some thoughts to ponder: 1. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 2. What other people think of you is none of your business. 3. Time heals almost everything in time. 4. No one is in charge of yo happiness except you. 5. Don't compare your life to others, you have no idea what their journey is all about.

197. If true friend can be bought, I'm going to sell you in an ukay ukay for only a peso or centavo with 50% discount! Why? So that anyone can avail a friend as true as you. Mukhang sosyal, pero di mahal!

198. The minute you think of giving up, think of the reasons why you held on so long.

199. Before you sleep, just gently lay every troubled thought away. Drop your burden and your care in the quiet arms of prayer because God never sleeps. Good night! Sweet dreams.

200. Glory to God in the highest and peace on earth, good will to men. God gave us peace only through Christ Jesus our lord. May you always have Him in your heart.

201. If my message comes in the wrong time, sorry for the disturbance. And when your phone beeps only to find out na ako lang pala, hope you're not disappointed. Hindi naman siguro masama na maalala kita, di ba?

202. I have you! If you hate me, shoot me with an arrow, but please not on the heart coz that's where you are!

203. Tandaan. Hindi lahat ng maganda, may boyfriend. Ang iba sa kanila, may betlog! Promise!

204. Kring..kring. Amo: Inday, sagutin mo nga yang phone at baka kabit ng sir mo yan! Inday: Si ate talaga oh! Pinapaselos ako! (Taray!)

205. Girls? Definitely, magaganda! Dapat, siniseryoso kahit bolera, masarap naman magmahal. Sweet and loyal, pero kapag niloko, for sure iiyak. Pero kapag ok na, magsisisi ang nagpaiyak! Dahil ang girls, rumeresbak!

206. There are many things about tomorrow I don't understand, but I know who holds tomorrow and I know He holds our hands. To Him I pray that He’d hold yours tighter and always let your days be brighter.

207. Fixing someone's broken heart is much more like treating a sickness, no matter how hard you try, if you're not the right medicine, you can never cure the pain!

208. I just wanna let you know that you are my only special friend. The rest are normal! Hahaha!

209. Mawala man ako sa 'yo, maraming darating, higit pa sa akin. Pero kung talagang nakalaan na ako para maging kaibigan mo, babalik ako ilang ulit man akong kuhanin ng ABS-CBN at GMA.

210. Inay: Bili ka ng Pork and Beans. Boy(Ngongo): Omo. Boy: Ani, ngamuta o kayo? Ale: Ok lang, anong kailangan mo? B: Mo and Men. A: Ano? B: Isa ong Mo and Men. A: Hindi kita magets. B: O, ige. netter Mi as in Minimins(Philippines). A: Ha? B: Mi! (kumanta) ey,mi, ni, ni, e, em, nye... en, em, en, o mi! A: ah P! ituloy mo. B: Mi, Ngo! A: titik O. tapos? B: netter Arng. A: ah, P-O-R, malapit na. B: Oo! Mo and Men! unod ngey. A: Letter A? B: Ini ho. Ngey! A: Alam ko na, Pork and Beans! B: Oo! Mo and Men! A: Ay naku! Wala! :)


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