61. Let the blessings of God flow in your life like springs of living water of rivers that never run dry. God cares for you today, tomorrow and for always. Good morning!
62. Cow story. USA has cowboy. England has mad cow. China has macow. Russia has Moscow. And the Philippine government tops them all, it has all kinds of magnanacow!
63. Husband: Love, galing ako sa urologist today, sabi, baog daw ako. Wife: Hah?! Eh galing ako sa Ob-Gyne, sabi, buntis ako! Buti na lang, nabuntis ako bago ka pa nabaog!!
64. Two men drinking: Man1: Pare, bakit hanggang ngayon, wala ka pa ring girlfriend? Tingnan mo ako, nakakailan na. Wala ka bang natitipuhan? Man2: (Blushed) Meron. Manhid ka lang kasi!
65. Matamis man ang pakwan, mas matamis pa rin di hamak ang nakilala, minahal, niligawan, hinalikan at niyakap bago nagpakwan.
66. It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.
67. When problems seem unbearable and solutions are too elusive, never try to give up on life. Why? Oh come on! Hindi mo alam, grabe ang struggle ng sperm mareach lang ang egg para mabuhay ka noh?
68. Some people misunderstood my attitude, some get hurt the way I talk, others get angry with how I stare but what can I do if that's really me? Sorry, I'm not perfect! And not fake!
69. It isn't everyday that I get the chance to thank you for the love and friendship. I may not offer the greatest kind, but it is certainly my best. Salamat ha, sa lahat, mula simula.
70. Kagabi, nanaginip ako. Pumangit daw lahat ng hindi nagtetext. Naisip kita! Natakot ako! Text ka nga kung cute ka pa!
71. When you don't feel good right now, try sitting down and think of the things that made you feel bad but you must accept that there are so many things beyond your control, try not to be affected, just smile and think of good things. Remember, being happy has always been a matter of choice.
72. Being with someone doesn't guarantee happiness. It doesn't matter how long you've been alone, how long you've hoped, or how long you've waited. There's no such thing as a perfect love story. Hearthaches will always be a part of loving. But remember though not perfect, if that love is meant for you, it will stick with you till the end. No matter how tough it gets, no matter how long. Far from perfect but real.
73. What if you love the wrong person? Are you going to give up or hold on? Maybe you need to do nothing, just continue loving. Who knows? Maybe that love might be enough to make that person the right one.
74. We heal our minds whenever we let bad memories go. We heal our souls whenever we pray and we heal our hearts whenever we forgive. God bless you!
75. People will adore and love you for all the good things you've done for them, but will hate you for a single mistake. That's the irony of life. - Uncle Ben of Spiderman.
76. Masaya lang tayo kapag may mga messages, minsan kahit na walang kwenta, basta galing sa mahal mo, masaya ka na! Kapag galing ba sa akin, masaya ka ba? Kahit wala akong kwenta?
77. I saw something in the shop window today. It was stunning sexy, cute, beautiful and adorable. I was supposed to buy it for you till I realized it was my own REFLECTION.
78. Kung hindi mo kayang magpaliwanag, magpagabi ka na lang!
79. Life is unpredictable, anything could just happen. It might be success or a mess, but for as long as we're learning on the Lord's side, we'll win because God never loses a battle. God bless!
80. Life is a game. Sometimes,we miss and get hurt. But life doesn't end when our heartache begins. It only ends when we give up and stop believing. Seize the day!
81. Babae: Walang hiya kang lalake ka! Ginabi ka na naman! Lasing ka pa! Ang kapal ng mukha mo! Hayop ka talaga! Lalaki: Tumahimik ka nga Inday! Katulong ka lang dito!
82. Relationships are worth restoring. 'Do everything possible on your part to live in peace with everybody' Romans 12:18.
83. The biggest lie on this planet is 'When I get what I want, I will be happy.' All things have a replacement, so when you get something you want, you lose something you need.
84. Hello, I am Cordelia. I died in a fire 10 years ago. Unless you send this message on to 10 other people, I will come to your room tonight and stare at you. I look like a three-year old - without a face. I will show up every night. You have seven minutes to send this.
85. The best use of life is love. The best expression of love is time. The best time to love is now. Life is all about love. Live and love all the days of you life! Happy Valentine's Day!
86. God created mornings so that we can say how great the previous day has been, and how wonderful the next 24 hours would be. Let God rule you today! Good morning!
87. Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa iyo. Ayoko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao, ganun mo na lang ako itanggi! - utot.
88. Loving is not what we see but what we feel, not how we listen but how we understand, not how we forget but how we forgive. Loving is holding on even when the pain dares you to let go.
89. A train is about to crash! A frantic virgin strips off and says, 'Can anyone make me feel like a woman before I die?' So a man takes off his clothes and says, 'Iron these!'
90. Someday, if you find yourself thinking of the people who made you smile, I hope my name would come up on your list. I maybe the last but at least I did something to make you smile. Good morning.
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