Sunday, October 12, 2008

Text Messages 211-240

211. Once I loved, I believed, I trusted. I failed, I cried, I moved on. Then I loved again. I invested, I exerted, I hoped, I fought. But eventually, I became weak, I got tired, I let go. Love doesn't always succeed. But it always teaches us to let go if we can no longer hold on.

212. Do I have to prove my innocence? I don't need a lawyer with a high degree, because. if loving you is against the law, then you better lock me up and throw away the key.

213. Popular opinion is the greatest lie. - Carlisle

214. A man was going shopping to buy a gift for his wife and asked what she wants and for her sizes. 'If it's clothes, I wear small,' she said. 'If it's diamonds, I wear large.'

215. Imagine if all straight guys are talking in a gay lingo... Student: Buket di mo chinuva yung girlalet? Malaki naman ang susey ng lola mo ah. Hunk: Winnie cordero nga dude, smelanie marquez naman, wit na. Jaworski: Ok, beks, keber sa kalaban, jus focus, we cannot afford to luz valdez. You, achievin mo yung last free throw. Ok, go for gold to the highest level!

216. How generous of God, granting us another day... to prosper, to win a heart, to right a wrong, to make things better and to live life with joy! Have a good day ahead! God bless!

217. Three vampires having dinner: Yung rich, umorder ng fresh blood. Yung middle class, umorder ng dinuguan. Yung mahirap: 'Waiter! Tubig na lang! May napulot akong napkin, magtsatsaa na lang ako!'

218. Love is never measured by the times he made you laugh but by the number of times he made you smile after you cry.

219. Slogans of famous presidents: Marcos: Mabuhay ang Filipino! Cory: Laban Filipino! Ramos: Sulong Filipino! Erap: Casino Filipino! GMA: Naloko ko ang Filipino!

220. If you keep God inside your heart, there is nothing that will come into your life that you won't be able to handle. God bless you always!

221. I asked for strength and God gave me difficulties to make me strong. I asked for wisdom and God gave me problems to solve. I asked for prosperity and God gave me brain and brawn to work. I asked for courage and God gave me danger to overcome. I asked love and God gave me troubled people to help. I asked for favors and God gave me opportunities. I received nothing I wanted, I received everything I needed. The Lord knows what's best for us!

222. It is better to devote more attention to a successful exit than a favorable entrance. What matters isn't being applauded when you arrive but being missed when you leave.

223. Movies that must not be translated into Filipino. Black Hawk Down - Ibong Maitim Sa Ibaba. Dead Man's Chest - Dodo ng Patay. I Know What You Did Last Summer - Uuyyy, Aminin! Love Actually - Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-Ibig. Million Dollar Baby - Milyun-milyong pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate.) The Blair Witch Project - Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang Si Blair. Marry Poppins - Si Mariang May Putok. Snakes On A Plane - Nag-ahasan sa Ere.

224. Husband to doctor: I want a vasectomy. Doctor: Did you discuss this with your family? Husband: I asked my children and they voted favorably, 17-2.

225. Overnight inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat na siya kay Inday. Amo: So, Inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion? Inday: Una camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que no puedo porque esta casa es fea. Amo: Nosebleed.

226. I know it's impossible that we'll always be together. But that doesn't mean we can't have a quantified laughs together, you know. I'll take whatever you can give cause I'm just happy to be with you.

227. Sa lahat ng kaibigan kong nagmahal sa akin, salamat! Sa mga lumoko sa akin, may araw din kayo! Sa mga nagpakilig sa akin, this year ulit ha! Sa mga nanira sa akin, sige lang, para sikat. Sa mga nangutang na nakalimutan na akong bayaran, may interest na yan! Sa mga nagpaiyak sa akin, iiyak din kayo! Sa mga taong nagshare ng experience sa life at advices, ganun pa rin ha? Sa taong mahal ko ngayon, mahal na mahal kita! Sa lahat ng pinagkakautangan ko, magbabayad na po! At sa bumabasa nito, ei, ingat ka palagi ha! ;)

228. Even in the most fulfilled lives, there's still an emptiness that only God can fill. Let Him guide your steps and bless your way, today and everyday. Good night!

229. Boy1: Nag-aalala ako sa kapatid ko. Boy2: Bakit? Boy1: Lagi nya kasing kinakausap ang sarili nya dati, pero ngayon, hindi na. Boy2: Di magaling na sya, bakit hindi na nya kinakausap ang sarili nya? Boy1: Magkagalit daw sila. =)

230. Moving on. Just two words. About a second to blurt out, but can be a million years to achieve. The more you try to get over, the more he/she is invading the mind and heart; so believe it or not, there's no such thing as moving on, it's just a matter of getting used with the pain. To put it in one word - numb.

231. He said, 'I'm sorry if you can't love me the way you loved the one before me, so I'll let you go to find him and hope someday, you'll see that the one true love you are looking for is the one who set you free.'

232. Nurse: Miss, gising na! Patient: Ah, bakit? Nurse: Oras na ng pag-inom ng gamot. Patient: Anong gamot? Nurse: Sleeping pills.

233. It's hard to wait around for something you know might not happen. But it's harder to give up when you know it's everything you ever wanted.

234. Don't pray to be sheltered from problems. But pray to be fearless in facing them. Don't be afraid of pain. But ask for a heart that conquers it!

235. A sad love story. Bf: Huhuhu! Gf: Huhu! Bf: Huhu Huhu! Gf: Huhuhuhu! Bf: Hu hu huhuhu! Gf: Huhu hu! Bf: Huhuhuhuhu! Gf: huhu Bf: Huhuhu! Gf: Huhu! How sad! =(

236. Whenever you don't understand what's happening in your life, you just have to close your eyes, take a deep breath and say, 'Lord, I know it's your plan, just help me thru it.'

237. Have you ever lost someone you love and wanted one more conversation, one more chance to make up for the time when you thought they would be here forever? If so, then you know you can go your whole life collecting days, and none will outweigh the one you wish you had back. - For One More Day

238. Every girl has a dream. Mine is to wake up to the sound of a rock being thrown at my bedroom window, and see the guy I love standing in the rain asking me for another chance. Joke lang! Ang dream ko lang talaga ay yumaman! Wahahaha!

239. A message from the heart. If you don't take care of yourself, we'll take good care of you! - Funeraria Paz.

240. Don't rush into falling in love, for love never runs out. Even if they mock you because you are single, just tell them this: 'God is just busy writing the best love story that will swipe me off my feet!'


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