Text Messages 481-510

481. One of the greatest pleasures in life is doing the things that others say you cannot do.

482. Heartthrob ba ako? If yes, huwag kang magreply. If no, itext mo sa akin ang tagalog ng toothpaste, cake, roller coaster at ng remote control.

483. Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part. Keeping her is the real accomplishment. Good evening!

484. Kapag ako patay na, punta ka sa burol ko ha? Alam ko, lalapit ka sa kabaong ko para mang-asar at sabihing... 'Walanghiya ka kukote! Minsan ka na lang magpainom, bakit kape pa?' Hehehe.

485. It's just something that happens as we age up. We realize it's not important to have many friends, what's important is to have real ones.

486. If people would ask me who I want to be with, I would simply say someone who's strong but not strong enough to let go of me.

487. Atty: Gaano katagal ka nirape ng nasasakdal? Girl: 5 hours po! Atty: 5 hours ka ginahasa?! Girl: Kasama na po yung foreplay dun, tapos nagyosi pa kami para may bonding.

488. Kung ikaw ang nasa sitwasyon na ito, kanino ka mas higit na hahanga? Sa taong iniwan ang lahat para sa minamahal nya, o sa pusang naghaharlem? =)

489. Kulas: Siopao nga, yung babae. Waitress: Babae? Kulas: Oo, yung may papel na sapin, parang napkin. Waitress: Ah! Lalake ang nandito. Kulas: Lalake? Waitress: May itlog po!

490. Wife1: Ang asawa ko ang the best! Hindi babaero, hindi naninigarilyo, hindi umiinom at nasa bahay lang lagi. Wife2: Parang santo pala siya! Wife1: Nope! Paralyzed ang tarantado!

491. A man was setting up his new e-mail address in his computer with his wife sitting beside him. Feeling macho and horny, he keyed in 'PENIS' as his e-mail password. His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied, 'Password not long enough!'

492. An inspiring quote from an inspiring person like me… “baliw man ako sa iyong paningin, subukan mo tumingin sa akin at mababaliw ka rin!” Nyahahaha!!!

493. I did try hiding my true feelings, accepting what you really want me. I thought it will be easy. For you, I'll just try harder to accept and face the reality that you will learn and appreciate my love. It will only happen in my dreams but if that time comes, I hope not to be awaken. I rather sleep a lifetime just to prove how much I love you.

494. Iiyak ka ba kapag namatay ako? Papatak ba ang luha mo dahil wala na ako. Mamimiss mo kaya ang mga kakulitan ko? O kasabay ng libing ko, pasimple ka lang magtatago ng tinapay at Zest-O?!

495. Noon, ang tawag sa taong walang hiya, Makapal! Tapos, naging Garapal! Ngayon, iba na ang tawag! Macapagal!

496. Christmas may be a day of feasting, but always it will be a day of remembrance - a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved. I love you my friend and enjoy the season! =)

497. I pray that happiness be at your door. May it knock early and leave the gift of excellent health, peace of mind and good fortune. Good evening!

498. Distance is never a reason to forget a friend. Do you know why? Kasi, distance is always equal to 'velocity' x 'time'. Wala namang 'forget' sa equation, di ba? =)

499. Only in this life you can do good. What awaits you in the next life is not the opportunity to do better but the reward for having done best.

500. When you're hurt, it's ok to flirt, to date, to hate, to mingle with other people, to drink, to cry, to laugh out loud, to scream, and to dance wild. Know why? Because when you're hurt, you don't owe anybody an explanation on how you choose to repair what that person broke. Live your life as you wish till you're whole again!

501. Words of wisdom: Marriage is a relationship between two people in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

502. 1. Trulalu 2. Eklavu 3. Eklavu 4. Trulalu 5. Trulalu 6. Eklavu 7. Trulalu 8. Trulalu 9. Eklavu 10. Trulalu - isa sa mga batang bading nagsasagot ng True or False sa midterm exam nila. Cuteness noh?

503. A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she's getting. Bwahahaha!

504. BF: Sinapak ko yung nakasalubong ko, sabihin ba naman na mukha akong magsasaka kapag katabi kita? GF: Huwag ka na magalit, marangal naman ang magsasaka. Bakit ba nya yun sinabi? BF: Kasi, mukha ka raw kalabaw! GF: Asan ba yun at papatayin ko!!!

505. Always stretch your heart and expand your love, so that it touches not only those who you give it to but also to those who need it so much. Gandang umaga!

506. At times when you're lonely and have no one to talk to, put your hands together and sing... 'Chong koyla, mekurikong sila, tayo wala, hehehe, tayo wala...' Ayos ba?

507. Sigaw ng nirerape na babae, 'Tulong, tulong!' Rapist: Huwag ka nang humingi ng tulong, kaya ko itong mag-isa!

508. Clever is when you believe only half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half to believe.

509. When I speak about love – it is really love. If you don’t believe it, it’s not my problem anymore. – Jesse Castle Knott

510. Teacher: Pedro, ano sa tagalog ang foot? Pedro: Sorry ma'am, hindi ko po alam. Teacher: Lintek na bata ka, ang kalabaw, may apat nito, ako, may dalawa nito. Pedro: Ah! Dede?!