Friday, October 17, 2008

Text Messages 331-360

331. Coffee has evolved all these years with cream, iced coffee, coffee with chocolate chip cookies. But no matter how people try to innovate coffee varieties, it still doesn't lose its distinct aroma. Just like us. No matter how we clothe ourselves with different personalities, still our character remains. People may destroy your image, stain your personality but they can't take away your character. Live. Exist. Let your character diffuse its distinct aroma. ;)

332. Be strong, remember not everything has a happy ending and ending doesn’t mean stop. It’s just a way of telling us that there is a new beginning ahead of us. You should always be ready for the unpredictable. Expect the unexpected. It’s easy to fall but hard to get up. But once you are up and back on track, you will be a better person. That’s the way of life. You don’t just live it, you learn from it. Good day!

333. Ang pag-ibig, kahit masakit, masaya rin. Kiss dito, yakap doon. I love you dito, I miss you doon. Pero kapag nakahanap ng iba at iniwanan ka na, magiging Emperador dito, Redhorse doon! Matador dito, San Mig doon! Punyeta dito, tangna doon! Masaya, di ba? Sa huli, para kang tanga na iiyak dito, tapos, suka doon!

334. As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness and make your day a truly meaningful one. Have a nice day!

335. Can you beat this logic? A man and his wife were getting divorce at a local court. The mother wants the custody of their children, but the father also wants the same. The mother said to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain the custody of them. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from the chair and said, 'Judge, if I put a dollar into a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belongs to me or to the machine?'

336. If you are so much focused with what's left behind, you might not be able to see what lies ahead. - Chef Gusteau, Ratatouille.

337. Hindi lahat ng bumabagsak, nagsusummer! - Erik Morales.

338. Why do we fall in love for someone who isn't really for us? Should we blame ourselves for falling with the wrong one? Or should we blame the one we fell in love with because he made us feel that he is the right one? =)

339. Malalaman mo lang ang halaga ng isang bagay kapag... may tag price! :)

340. Today is international day for people with special needs. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, or occasionally bang your head on a wall. You hang in there, sunshine, you're special! =)

341. Dumating ako sa buhay mo, hindi ko alam kung napasaya kita, hindi ko alam kung nakadagdag ba ako ng problema sa iyo. Basta ako, Happy, kasi, sa buhay ko, nakilala ko ang gaya mo.

342. Whenever I make your phone beep, I know that at one part you've uttered 'Ikaw lang pala.' and I couldn't blame you for that. But at anytime, I just want you to know that this 'lang' cares for you so much.

343. What should really count? Is it the time you find yourself smiling thinking of that person, giggling about the moments you've had with him/her? Or the time you found yourself crying because someone makes you so happy, it melts your heart? It's just simple... be with someone who knows what they have when they have you.

344. If one day nakita mo ang isang girl na pini-flirt ang boyfriend mo, be cool, puntahan mo sya, then say, 'Tsaka mo na i-flirt ang boyfriend ko, kapag maganda ka na!'

345. What would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple. Confused? I know you would be. Hehehe.

346. Curfew: Hanggang 10pm lang dapat sa daan. Ang mahuhuli, babarilin. Officer: 9:45 pa lang, bakit mo sya binaril? Sundalo: Alam ko po ang bahay nya, hindi sya aabot. :)

347. Hindi ako magsosorry dahil sinabi ng press! Hindi ako magsosorry dahil sinabi ng career. At hindi ako magsosorry dahil sinabi ng panahon! It will come in and it has to be real! - Gretchen Baretto. Taray noh? Toink!

348. Tumatakbo ang isang bata dahil malelate na sya sa school. Nagdasal sya, 'Diyos ko, tulungan nyo po akong huwag malate.' Sa kanyang pagmamadali, nadapa sya! 'Diyos ko naman, huwag nyo naman akong kaladkarin!'

349. Imagine life without me. (long spaces) See?! Hahanapin mo ako. Don't worry, I'll never leave you. I'm always here for you.

350. And long after we're gone, love remains burnt into our memories. We all search for love, but some of us, after we found it, wish we hadn't.

351. It's my obligation to pray for you, to make you happy and comfort you. When you're down, I will lift your spirits. Wala naman akong choice eh, ganyan ang papel ng mga angels.

352. Baboy: Hirap ng buhay natin, no? Manok: Oo nga! Lagi na lang tayong nali-lechon. Buti pa itong unggoy, pabasa-basa lang ng text! Tumawa pa!

353. Yes, I love you. I love you more than anybody else in this world, and there is nothing that I would like better than to hold on to you forever.

354. While Dad was polishing his new car, his four-year old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In his anger, Dad took the child's hand and hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, his child said, 'Dad, when will my fingers grow back?' Dad was so hurt. He went back to the car and kicked it a lot of times. Sitting back, he looked at the scratches the child made, it read... 'I LOVE YOU DADDY'

355. Juan: Doc, uminom ako ng Viagra kahapon ng umaga. Till now, matigas pa din. Doctor: Naku, next year pa lalambot yan. Juan: Ha? Bakit? Doctor: Tingnan mo ang expiration, 2007 pa!

356. Without romance, love gets dry. Without respect, love gets lost. Without caring, love gets boring. Without honesty, love gets unhappy. Without sex, pucha! break na! break!!

357. The miracles in our lives are simply the making of a few loving friends who care much, love for real and see us so much beyond ourselves. Have a good morning!

358. Ganoon ba talaga kapag hindi ka na kailangan? Bigla ka na lang mawawalan ng puwang sa puso ng isang tao. Masasaktan ka tapos maiisip mo, 'Paano nya ako nagawang saktan?! Eh hindi naman sya kasarapan.' =)

359. You are aging when the candles on your birthday cake are enough to burn down your house, when your joints are as creaky as a rundown door, when your hairline starts to recede and your waistline starts to expand, when you can live without sex but not without your eyeglasses, when your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

360. Pasukan song: Pasukan na naman o kay tulin ng araw. Pasukan na naman, tila bakasyon kailan lang. Ngayon ay pasukan, dapat pasalamatan. Ngayon ay pasukan, tayo ay mag-awitan. Baon, baon, baon na namang muli. Tanging baon nating pinakamimithi. Baon, baon, baon na namang muli. Ang allowance naghahari! Good morning!


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