Friday, October 24, 2008

Text Messages 541-570

541. Bumibili: (pasigaw) pabili pong Safeguard!!! Tindera: Huwag kang sumigaw, hindi ako bingi! Ano bang Sim Card? Globe o Smart? =)

542. The best part of loving is not wishing that the person loves you as much as you do, but in the feeling that you love the person for more than you thought you could.

543. We used to think that life is a fairytale, full of magic, exciting, vivid. But that was a long time ago, now we know that there's more to life than just 'happily ever after.' We've learned that we get wiser each day, and no fairy can lead us to happy ending. We decide, we struggle, and somehow w move to understand, that we have the power to make each day better than yesterday.

544. Tao1: Isoli ko itong nabili kong DVD. Tao2: Anong problema? T1: Walang picture saka sound. Sayang, suspense thriller pa yata ito. T2: Anong title? T1: The Lens Cleaner!

545. One of the reasons why people get so sentimental is because memories are the only things that don't change when everything else does.

546. Anak: Inay, ano yung 10 commandments? Ina: Iyon ang 10 utos ng Diyos. Anak: Mas mataas po pala kayo sa Diyos. Ina: Bakit? Anak: Mas marami kang utos eh!

547. Life is a paradox. What you want, you don't get. What you get, you don't enjoy. What you enjoy is not permanent. What is permanent is boring. That's life, but they are meant to build the best in you. Good evening!

548. Mike Arroyo met Gary Kasparov. Mike: If the present situation in my country is like a chess game, what would you do? Gary: Sacrifice the queen, ride the horse, leave the castle, follow the bishop and resign!

549. It's not wrong to give it all when you love. It's not wrong to love a person so much. Because sometimes, the only wrong thing is the person you love.

550. Man1: Pare, bakit ba ang mga doktor, may takip sa mukha kapag nag-oopera? Man2: Pare, kaya sila nakatakip, para kapag namatay ang pasyente, hindi sila makikilala! :)

551. Hindi lahat ng bold star at bottomless, bastos! - Winnie the Pooh.

552. As I grow old, my realization about life becomes deeper, problems got bigger, situations become more complicated and I know tha you are just like me, sometimes, we wish we could go back to the time when the only man in our life was our dad, our only bestfriend was our mom, and any pain could be healed by just a band aid and chocolates.

553. Trials are not reason to give up, but a challenge to improve our lives. It is not an excuse to back-out, but an inspiration to move on and claim God’s promise.

554. Ironic truth: The one who is good in taking care of other people is the same person who needs someone to take care of them.

555. Sometimes when you cry, no one sees your tears. When you are happy, no one sees your smile. When you are worried, no one sees your pain. Pero try mong umutot, lahat, titingin sa iyo. Pandidilatan ka pa!

556. When people accuse us of lying, don't get too affected because we know we never lie, we just don't tell them everything.

557. In life, we always search for answers because we want to prove ourselves that we had the right decisions but the truth is we can't search for what's not there. Things happen because it's meant to happen. That's why we forgive people even if they hurt us, we love people who don't love us and we smile despite every painful crash in our hearts. At the end of the day, the lesson you get are the answers to your decisions. Happy weekend!

558. Though we don't meet or talk often, I never forget that I have you in my life. Somewhere, somehow, I remember you. Still bear in mind, I'm always here, not so near but never that far.

559. Love is like an hourglass, when the heart fills up, the brain empties.

560. A bad person who slanders a good one is like a person who looks up and spits at heaven. His spit never reaches the sky; it falls back into his own face!

561. One day, the body asked the heart. The doctor cures me when I'm hurt. But who cures you when you're hurt? The heart answered, I have to cure myself. Maybe that is why everyone has their own way of healing their hearts. They drink, smoke, sing, get angry, laugh and cry. They pour their heart out to friends, go on trips, make themselves busy and love again. But you know what's the worst remedy people often do? They just ignore the pain and pretend not hurt at all.

562. Halalan official results!!! Pichay - nalanta! Sotto - nabulaga! Chavit - sumabit! Pacquiao - K.O.! Oreta - Danced out! Montano - Outshine! Goma - Flat! Mike - Na-tol-luyan! Garci - Hello, goodbye!

563. Ina: Anak, tawagan mo nga ang tatay mo sa cellphone. Pauwiin mo dito. (Pagkatapos tawagan) Anak: Inay, babae po ang sumagot! Ina: Lintik! Sinasabi ko na nga ba, may itinatago yang tatay mo eh! Anong sabi? Anak: You only have zero pesos in your account. Hindi ko na tinapos, inay, mukhang matapobre eh!

564. Read each word reversely. A suomaf rotcod dlot em taht ylno latnem stneitap evah eht tnelat ot daer SMS neve nehw sti nettirw ylesrever. Oh, nabasa mo?

565. There is no such thing as coincidence! People met for a special reason. But whatever it is, I'm so glad I have you in my life! Clueless? Oh come on! Let's just say that we are meant to be friends.

566. A man's wife lost interest in sex. Doctor gave him pills to give to his wife. He drops one in wife's coffee and takes one also. After 10 minutes: Wife: I need a man! Man: Me too!

567. Two children playing in a park begin to argue. One says, 'I hate you! I'm never going to play with you again!' For a few moments, they play separately, and they are back playing together and sharing toys. How do children manage to be so angry one minute and best of friends the next? The answer is simple - it is more important to them to be happy than to be right.

568. Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind. For the mind easily forget but the heart remembers.

569. It's easy to fall for someone. How? You look at the person. Stop. Smile. Then tell yourself this: I may find a thousand others who laugh the same way, smile the same way and even talk the same way. But I'l never find someone who makes every heart beat worth every thump, rush and every release. If you have someone who makes you feel that way, go ahead, fall.

570. Do you know why I love silence so much? Because when it's quiet, when I'm alone just like now, that's the moment I realize, mabait pala ako! Hindi lang halata. :)


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