Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Text Messages 151-180

151. Ice cream ba talaga yung inendorse in Pacquiao sa TV ad nya na Nestle Ice Cream? Akala ko kasi, softdrinks. Kasi, sabi nya, 'Oh mga bata, Mirinda na!' Lufet!

152. As you read a book, it's hard to turn into another page unless you understand the first one. Just like love, it's hard to go on with the new one, unless you are over with your past.

153. You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

154. Sa isang haunted historic place. Babae: Baka may multo dito! Guide: Sa tagal nang work mo dito, wala pa akong nakikitang multo. Babae: Whew! Gaano ka na ba katagal nagwowork dito? Guide: 285 years na. Awooo!

155. Sometimes, we seem never contented of what we have. We were given good but we keep on seeking for the best which sometimes leads us to missing the simple yet satisfying part of this journey. Just like in love, we set requirements, we target the ideal, so where do we end up? We end up hoping that the ones we have left behind still have spaces for us, because the one we thought to be ideal doesn't seem to see us that way. What an irony! But I guess, that would be reality.

156. To be happy, don’t do whatever you like – like whatever you do. Happiness comes not from having much to live ON, but having much to live FOR.

157. May nakadinner date ako. May kulangot near her lips. Sinabihan ko na lang na 'may kanin near your lips.' Dinilaan nya at sabi, 'Ikaw talaga, hindi naman kanin eh, ulam!'

158. A simple text means I care enough to flex a few muscles, search your name, wait for 'Message Sent' then think of you and smile as I say, 'Sarap ng may kaibigan!'

159. One great problem in life is loneliness. But somehow, texting gives relief. It's like making a tap at the back saying, 'Ayos ka lang ba dyan? Eto lang ako ha, ingat!'

160. Pedro: Miss, magkano serbisyo mo? GRO: 500 sa kama, 300 sa sofa, 200 sa sahig at 100 sa damuhan. Pedro: Sige, 500! GRO: Wow, bigatin! Isang beses sa kama? Pedro: Hindi! 5 beses sa damuhan!

161. Kapag balisa ka, remember God's promise. Kapag inis ka, control yourself. Kapag may problema, pray. At kapag wala kang pera, isipin mo ako. Kasi, hindi ka nag-iisa. Wala din akong pera! Hehehe.

162. Four stages in life. 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3. You are Santa Claus. 4. You look like Santa Claus!

163. Friend always understand each other, that's why wem dgrfhb djhgl adho lasofd. Ano? Hindi mo maintindihan? Ako din eh! Friends nga tayo!

164. Honey bees must tap two million flowers to make one pound of honey. Remember, the sweetest rewards come from the hardest struggles.

165. When these days are gone, when the little love you once feel for me slowly fades away, when your smile and laugh is only here as a dream, and when the words 'I love you' are scripts of the past, I'll always have the memories that were once moments, and I'll always know that no matter what, I got the chance to love you the best way I can.

166. Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding messages, this maybe because: When you are very busy but still want to keep in touch. When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep in contact. When you have something to say, but don't know what and how. To let you know that you are still remembered, important, loved, cared for and still wanted. So, the next time you get a message, don't think that I just texted, but I want you to know that I'm just here and I'm still keeping you as my friend!

167. This hurts: 'Should I smile because we're friends? or should I cry because that's all we'll ever be?'

168. Kikay girls don't make habol guys kasi sayang their footspa. So, if you're planning to cry for just a guy, think! Then say, Ay, not na lang. Sayang my make-up, kakapagod magretouch.

169. Love is a song not only played on radio. Instead, it's a song played in a person's heart. If you're in love, sing that song and go along because you might find out someone is also singing your song.

170. Dear God, please take care of this person. Bait po yan, and feel ko po, sya ang pinaka-unang magbibigay sa aking ng regalo sa Pasko! Amen!

171. Life provides us with many options, go on or give up, hold on or let go, stay or leave, but it’s comforting to know that GOD remains faithful which ever way we go. Good night!

172. Kapag may kaaway ka, kahit sobrang dami pa nila, kahit mas malaki pa sila sa akin, tawagin mo ako at babalikan natin sila. Hihingi tayo ng sorry. =)

173. ... Nakikita mo ba yang 3 tuldok na yan?! Mabuti naman! =)

174. Knowing you has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I'd have to let you go. I would find a million reasons to make you stay.

175. Friendship has one law. Never make your friend feel alone till you are there! So, disturb your friends as much as you can, like what i'm doing now.

176. If you talk to God, they call you religious. If God talks to you, they call you psychotic. - Dr. House.

177. Even though you're far away, always remember that I'm here to stay. So, if ever you're lonely and blue, pacheck-up ka oy! Walang taong blue! Ano ka, si Doraemon?! Hehehe.

178. Inday.... will always love you!

179. Leave something for God but never leave God for something. Because in life, something will leave you, but God will always be there for you.

180. Sabi nila, karaniwan sa magaganda, tanga. Kasi, karaniwan sa tanga, marunong magmahal, walang expectations, walang paki! Ang mahalaga, mahal, kagaya ko, aminadong tanga! Maganda ako eh, paki nila?


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