Text Messages 661-690

661. If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

662. Walang pangit na bakla sa lalaking nangangailangan. Peace!

663. There will come a time in your life when you will fall in love with a single soul. For this person, you would do anything and not think twice about it, but when asked why, you have no answer. You will try your whole life to understand how a single person can affect you, but you'll never find out. And no matter how badly you hate it or how badly it hurts, you will love this person without regret, for the rest of your life.

664. Good morning! Naiwan ni kukote ang cellphone nya dito sa room ko. Don't know where to contact him so I've decided to text everyone sa phonebook nya. Please forward his landline ASAP. Thanks! - Angel Locsin.

665. Anyone who has ever really lived knows that there is no life without growth. When we stop growing, we stop living and start existing. But there is no growth without challenge and there is no challenge without change. Life is a series of changes that create challenges and if we are going to make it, we have to grow.

666. Callboy sa kumpisilan: Father, may kasalanan po ako. Matapos kong kunin yung bayad, tinakbuhan ko yung customer kong bading kagabi. Father: Naku! Masama yan! Sige, ipikit mo ang mata mo at luluhod ako. Callboy: Ho? Bakit kayo luluhod at binababa nyo zipper ko? Father: Huwag ka nang pumalag, bayad na ako kagabi!!

667. Sweet dreams, but not too sweet, baka langgamin ka! Sleep tight, but not so tight, baka di ka makahinga! Good night, but not too good, baka tanghaliin ka ng gising! Hehehe.

668. Having been committed to love someone means losing the opportunity of having others love you. So, be sure that the person you're committed to deserves your love and is worthy of your sacrifice.

669. Unexpectedly, you came into my life. We started as strangers and doesn't even know that both of us exists. Now that I knew you, I have realized the beauty of expecting the 'unexpected'.

670. Pedro: Saan ka galing, p're? Berto: Sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko. Pedro: Bakit puro kalmot ang mukha at braso mo? Berto: Mahirap ilibing eh, lumalaban! =)

671. Friendship is impossible to keep within yourself, it will always extend as far as it can reach to touch your hearts. Exactly like the way you touched mine. Thank you so much.

672. Trivia: Did you know that scientist found out that cute texters hold their cellphone with their left hand? Oh! Huwag mo nang ilipat, alam kong nasa kanan yan! Mandaya pa raw ba!

673. If you think life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once, you only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard, only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother! So cheer up, your life ain't that bad! Send this to people who don't know how to value balls, I mean eggs, I mean life. :)

674. Parrot sa dumadaang babae: Panget! Panget! Babae: Kapag sinabi mo pa ulit yan sa akin, papatayin na kita! Next day. Parrot: Psst! Babae: Bakit?! Parrot: Alam mo na! =)

675. Boy: Kukunin ko ang mga bituin at ibibigay ko sa iyo! Girl: Shut up! Hindi mo nga makuha yang kulangot mo, bituin pa! Boy: Ay sorry, hindi ko alam na ito pala ang gusto mo!

676. If you make talikod to me, I will not be galit. I will just panood you lakad, but if suddenly you dapa, I'll say, You kasi eh, not making ingat. Come here nga, I'll make you yakap! =)

677. Mom with her son saw a man walking. Son: Ma, tingnan mo sya, sakang! Hahaha! Mom scolded her son and decided he needed to change his manners and choice of words. She enrolled him in a Shakespeare's class. When they saw the man again: Son: Hark! What manner of men are this, who weareth their legs in parenthesis?!

678. Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone; and don't be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering.

679. Flash report: A thief broke into Malacanang. He stumbled into GMA and FG at the hall way. The first couple froze in silence. The thief panicked, ran away and screamed, 'Magnanakaw!'

680. Ang mga boys, hindi dapat pinaglalaruan, hindi rin niloloko. Kasi, ang mga yan, sobrang magmahal, sobrang masaktan. Iiyak-iyak lang sa sulok, pero kapag yan, gumanti! Loko! Nambubuntis yan! =)

681. When you truly love someone, you are going to fight for what you believe is right. It doesn't matter if the world told you it's wrong. Because if you really love each other, you don't need the world, you just need each other.

682. Love is like the rain. It gently pours but sometimes it's raging fast. BUt why is the rain so special? Because like love, you can feel it. But you can't stOp it.

683. Wife: Love, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na ito, let's make love! Husband: Cheh! Tumigil ka nga! Maaga pa akong gigising bukas, buti ikaw, hindi na.

684. It ain't the things you got, it ain't the things you do. It ain't the things you're not, it's because you are you. It ain't about wordly treasure, it ain't about a piece of art, it ain't about anything you can measure, it's about what's in your heart. What is it? It's a friend, tried and true. Dude, that's what I found in you.

685. Sabi ng puso ko, mahal ko sya. Sabi ng utak ko, huwag, hindi tama. Sabi ko naman, O, baka yung atay, bituka, baga dyan, gusto ring magcomment. Go on!

686. Judge: Why did you kill your husband? Wife: He fetched me from the office, took me to bedroom, removed my clothes, laid me on the bed, spread my legs and said... 'joke, joke, joke!'

687. Minsan, naglalakad ako, nag-iisa. Lumingon ako sa kanan, wala akong nakita. Lumingon ako sa kaliwa, wala rin akong nakita. Kaya ayun, tumawid na ako! =)

688. Most relationships fail not because of the absence of love. Love is always present, it is just that, one loves too much and the other loves too many! :)

689. One day, we'll wake up falling in love with a wrong person in a wrong time and place. But one day, we'll realize that it's not the person, time and place that is wrong but our expectation for a perfect love story.

690. Kapag naiisip kita, napapangiti ako. Kapag namimiss kita, kinikilig ako. Kapag sinasabi ko sa sarili ko na mahal kita, nasasaktan ako. Kasi, tinatanong ko sa sarili ko, 'Ako kaya, mahal mo?'