1051. Girl: Hayop ka! Pagkatapos mong ipasubo at ipablow sa akin, ipuputok mo pa sa mukha ko! Boy: Sorry, hindi ko napigilan eh. Girl: Sige, bili ka ulit ng plastic balloon! Ano isip mo? :)
1052. I’m sure that someday, somehow, before God closes my book of life, He’ll surely give me time to scan it but I won’t wait for that time to say… thanks for being a page in mine. Good morning!
1053. What's the difference between small peni$ and big peni$? Answer: Big penis: Ah, ah, ah, ah! Small penis: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
1054. Ngayong valentine's day: Blue roses for lovers, white chocolates for crushes, pink balloons for friendships. Most of all, for loveless, red... Redhorse!
1055. No one is born happy, but all of us are born with the ability to create happiness. Just remember, happiness is a state of mind and it depends on ones attitude towards life, not on what one has.
1056. I wish you wake up this morning realizing what a wonderful person you are and the world is blessed to have you as a part of it. Enjoy life! Good morning!
1057. Dear God, you've given me valuable hours each day. May I use a few seconds to say thank you for giving me the gift of knowing someone as nice as the one reading this. Good morning!
1058. Man is the highest form of animal. He is made to be above all except God. So, no matter how high EAGLES soar, how FALCONS attack, how BULLDOGS bare, how agressive TIGERS are, how fast TAMARAWS run, they will always succumb to that one GREEN ARCHER, standing with his bow and arrow aimed to fire! What about the WARRIOR? The GREEN ARCHER just made a bull's eye! Animo La Salle!!! - reflection ni Inday sa UAAP Finals. Lasallista kasi ang anak ng amo nya!
1059. It hurts to let go of someone for a reason you can't explain but it would hurt even more if one day, you will cross paths again and you realize you're in love with that person and wishing you didn't give up.
1060. Through out the years of your life you’ll face many challenges, remember that you climb the highest mountain, drive through the roughest storm, soar across the bluest sky, or even sail across the roughest waters. It’s only destined by your attitude where you’ll end up in life. The most important thing is don’t let your self get lost in the crowd. – Angela Duvall
1061. Pasahero: Mama, dahan-dahan lang po. Alalahanin n’yo na palaging nakasunod sa atin ang disgrasya! Mamang driver: e, kaya ko nga binibilisan para ‘di tayo maabutan!
1062. Life is like the ocean, now troubled, later calm. Full of trials, filled with tests. But even how big the waves are, and no matter how high the tide is, always remember that, 'Tide is mirakol!' Good night!
1063. To let go of someone doesn't mean you have to stop loving, it only means that you allow that person to find his/her own happiness without expecting him/her to come back.
1064. Sex tayo? Sabi kagabi ng lalaking butiki nang makita nya ang isang babaeng butiki. Babae: Hindi pwede! Lalake: Bakit naman? Babae: Baliw ka ba? Titihaya ako, malalaglag tayo. Tanga neto!
1065. Minsan, nakukuha kong tumawa kahit malungkot. Nakukuha kong magbago kahit sobrang hirap. Nakukuha kong ngumiti sa mga problema. Lahat yata, makakaya ko, huwag lang yung kalimutan ako ng nagbabasa nito.
1066. Noon. Anak: Gusto ko na pong magbuntis. Nanay: Hindi pwede anak, kailangang mag-asawa ka muna bago ka magbuntis. Ngayon: Anak: Gusto ko na pong mag-asawa. Nanay: Bakit, buntis ka na ba?
1067. Hindi ako umaasang maging isang mahalagang tao sa iyong buhay ngunit umaasa ako na balang araw, marinig mo ang pangalan ko, nangingiti ka't sasabihin mong 'Cute yan sa personal!'
1068. Lungkot no? Hiwa-hiwalay na tayo. Iba na nakakasama natin. Sa landas na tatahakin ko, isa lang hinihiling ko, na sana, sa dulo ng pupuntahan ko, magkita-kita pa rin tayo. Miss you!
1069. Patient: Dok, bakit ang tae ko may kasamang plema? Kinakabahan tuloy ako. Dok: ok lang ‘yan. Mas delikado kung pagsinga mo ay may kasamang tae.
1070. True friend scold like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother and finally…Loves you more than a lover. Morning! :)
1071. Prayer is the most powerful weapon against downfall, the most effective medicine against sickness and the most valuable gift to someone we care. God bless.
1072. True bonding is not measured by the time spent together or the favors done for each other but by the comfort you find when you realized that you care for each other.
1073. Hell is living with someone you despise so much. No punishment is more morbid than to live eternally in the presence of those you detest. - Sartre
1074. It is really painful to say goodbye to someone you don't want to let go, but it is even more painful to ask the person to stay even if you can never make it work out the way it should be.
1075. Kapag umutot ang Amerikano, 'Excuse me.' European, 'Pardon me.' Spanish, 'Dispensa amigo.' E kapag Filipino? 'T*ng ina! Hindi ako yun! Mamatay na ang umutot! Denying ka talaga!'
1076. If you love someone, set them free. If they come back again, set them on fire. Punyeta, pagkatapos nyang magpakasawa sa iba, ikaw naman? Sunugin!
1077. Darating ang panahon, mamamatay tayong lahat, pupunta tayo sa langit, di ba? Sino ang unang papasukin? Ikaw? Ako? Sila? syempre, sila! Kasi, mag-iinuman pa tayo, despedida muna!
1078. Imagine life without girls. Phones silent, malls empty, no valentines, no cosmetics, no flowers, no noise, at mamamatay sa tuwa ang mga bakla! Bruhahaha!
1079. An empty stomach needs food, an empty brain needs knowledge, an empty house needs a family, and an empty heart needs love. But then, an empty life needs a friend, thanks for filling in.
1080. Be patient when God does not give you what you want. He knows the best time for you to have it. Just remember that you can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.
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