1291. I know friendship is hard to keep but even if it gets harder, I wouldn't give up because even if it's hard to keep you, it will be a million times harder to find you again!
1292. All truth is good, but not all truth is good to say.
1293. Life is like the game of chess, one wrong move and your game is all messed up!
1294. What she says versus what she means... Says: Hindi ako galit. Means: Hayop ka! Says: Wait, 5 minutes na lang. Means: I'll be ready in 1 hour. Says: May suggestion ako. Means: Ito ang dapat! Says: Ang pangit ko ngayon no? Means: Sabihin mong maganda ako!
1295. What is LOVE? Some say it could conquer the world. Others say you will lose yourself, completely blind. But have you ever wondered what's behind those letters L.O.V.E.? I would say, it's a reminder. There's an L because man could not live without Love, there's an O for you wouldn't be able to spell your w_rld without it, there's V since you make yourself Vulnerable to things that they call moments, and E, to tell us the reason of our Existence.
1296. Take some time to smile when you're sad, to rest when you're tired, to love if you're feeling empty and to let go if you need to. Time endures, time heals. In this life, just take some time for yourself.
1297. Before a new chapter begins, the old one has to end. Tell yourself that what has passed will never come back. Remember that there was a time when you could live without that thing or that person - nothing is irreplaceable, a habit is not a need... Closing cycles, not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance but simply because that no longer fits your life. Stop being who you were, and change into who you are. - Paulo Coehlo on Pragmatism
1298. A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
1299. The greatest revenge to a girl who steals your man is to let her have him, because a truly good man can never be stolen, right?
1300. An old couple saw an X-rated movie for the first time. In the middle of the movie, biglang tumayo si lola. Sinampal si lolo! Pak! 'Damuho ka! Tumanda na tayo, pwede palang kainin yun!'
1301. It's nice to wake up, and sleep again, di ba?! Good morning!! =)
1302. The secret of life is happiness. The secret of happiness is love. The secret of love is sacrifice. The secret of sacrifice is to obey your wife.
1303. Sa libro ng buhay, bawat kwento ay mahalaga. Bawat buklat, merong kakaiba. Pero alam mo ba kung anong pahina ang bumuo ng aking istorya? Yung kwento kung saan nakilala kita. ;)
1304. In my life, there are many problems I face. Sometimes too hard for me to handle and sometimes, I easily give up. Do you know what keeps my heart fighting? A piece of my life called friends!
1305. FYI: An average American man measures 5'9'. Pinoy average height is 5'4'. Humans are a little taller at night (quarter of an inch). Average size of American penis is 6 inches. Average Pinoy penis is 4 inches. Typical guy laughs 15x a day, cries 1.5x a month. An average guy sleeps 7.5 hours a night, 220000 hours sleep in his lifetime. A typical American guy has 14.5 sex partners in his life (excluding sex workers) Men enjoy sex 135x a year. Men can read small prints than women but has weaker location memory. 91% of men lie regularly.
1306. Take 60 seconds and pass this on to those you want God to bless, and don't forget to send it back to the one who asked God to bless you first. Father, God, bless all my friends and family in whatever it is that You know they may be needing this day. May their life be full of Your peace, prosperity and power as he/she seeks to have a closer relationship with You. Amen.
1307. Love can never be wrong, sometimes, you blame the situation or even the person. But no matter who you blame, if it really wasn't the will of God, it just wouldn't be.
1308. I can never say how my life would go and how long I'd stay alive. All I know is that even we're miles apart, you'd always be one of the sweetest piece of puzzle completing my life.
1309. If you're not sure where you stand in someone's life, it's best to leave things behind so that if they drop you off, it will be easier to forget them. Don't waste time waiting for nothing when efforts are not recognized. It's best to just give things up. You've done your part, let them do theirs.
1310. To handle yourself, use your head. To handle others, use your heart.
1311. Blessed is the person who understands that the reason for praying is not to have what we want but to accept what God has given us. Good evening!
1312. In life, you are given certain chances, you have to make certain choices. A choice that may change your life. If given a chance, would you rather be wrong but happy? Or right but sad?
1313. May the arm of your angel hold you tight each day. May she light and guide you all the way. But if ever your angel is busy today, just tell me, ako ang magdu-duty. :)
1314. Ako lang ang makakapagpadugo ng ilong ni Manny Pacquiao! - English.
1315. It's a mistery why people still fall in love after a heartbreak and risk getting rejected and hurt all over again. I guess it's the dream of finding true love or simply because life is happier when you're in love.
1316. God has 5 gifts for you today: A key for every problem, a light for every shadow, a plan for every tomorrow, a joy for every sorrow and a new day full of blessings! Good day!
1317. You can close your eyes with the things you don't wanna see but you can never close your heart with the things you don't wanna feel.
1318. The easiest part was getting to know you. The hardest part was being away from you. The best part is when we're together.
1319. Wife: Honey, kapag hawak ko ang bote ng softdrinks na ito, naaalala ko ang ex-boyfriend ko. Husband: Eh ako, kelan mo ako naaalala? Wife: Kapag subo ko na ang straw.
1320. Walk this day with great confidence in your heart, for you have much to offer. A lot of people await the goodness and love that you carry within. Good morning and God bless!
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