Text Messages 1231-1260

1231. For the ladies: You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be very fond of them to love them. Otherwise, they are simply unbearable. Hahaha!

1232. Loving has two phases. First: Loving the person because of who he/she is. Second: Loving the person despite who he/she is not. The first sparks love. The second one makes it last.

1233. It's not true that beer makes you fat. It actually makes you lean. Lean on walls, lean on doors and lean on to the person you love. Yun yun eh! Lasing lasingan, para-paraan!

1234. Magkukumpare, nag-iisip na sa pangalan ng magiging anak. Noel: Ipapangalan ko sa anak ko, Leon, baliktad ng Noel. Nino: Sa akin, Onin, baliktad ng Nino. Toto: Huwag nyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan nyo, upakan ko kayo!

1235. Tulala na ako sa kakaisip sa iyo. Magdamag hindi makatulog sa kakahintay ng text mo. Sabog ako buong araw dahil wala ka sa tabi ko. Anong buhay ito? Addict ako sa iyo. Magkano ba ang isang gramo ng panahon mo?

1236. It is madness to hate all roses because you got scratched with one thorn, to give up on your dreams because one didn't come true, to lose faith in prayers because one was not answered, to give up on our efforts because one of them failed, to condemn all your friends because one betrayed you, not to believe in love because someone was unfaithful or didn't love you back, to throw away all your chances to be happy because you didn't succeed on the first attempt. I hope that as you go on your way, you don't give in nor give up!

1237. Hindi lahat ng bubuyog, kulay itim! - Jollibee.

1238. Pababayaan mo bang maging friends na lang ang turing mo sa kanya? Kahit na mahal mo sya? Huwag kang duwag! Itinulak mo pa sya sa iba, hindi mo alam, nasaktan sya. Bakit? Nasubsob kaya! Putok ang nguso. Magsorry ka!

1239. Q: Ano ang pagkakatulad ni Winnie the Pooh at John the Baptist? A: iisa ang ina nila. Kita mo, iisa ang middle name nila?!

1240. When you share your life with others, life begins to find its meaning. The time you touch the lives of others is the moment you are truly blessed.

1241. I began to make a step the moment I knew where I stand. Then I moved on.

1242. Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.

1243. Try loving someone you've loved before and you'll realize that it will either lead to the same thing that happened before or something better. Not hard huh? But why not try loving someone who doesn't love you back? It's either you see yourself giving up or dying daily. - Grey's Anatomy.

1244. Problemado ka ba at walang panggimik? Ito ang sagot dyan! Just text NANAY PENGE PERA at isend sa number nya! Ang dali, hindi ba? May chance ka pang mamura!

1245. Dear God, we ask for Your divine mercy and protection as super typhoon approaches our nation. Seal our homes with your most precious blood. Amen.

1246. Have you experienced doing things that no matter what you do, you just can't? I have. I tried to drink up all the water from the drinking fountain, ang hirap pala! =)

1247. Kung nireject ka ng taong mahal mo, huwag kang umiyak. Lumaban ka! Isama mo ako at sabay nating sabihin: 'Kapangyarihan ng araw, taglay ay liwanag, kambal na lakas, kami ang Super Twins!'

1248. Life's a little ironic. We all want things to change, but once they do, we wonder why things can't go back to the way they were.

1249. Alam ko, friend mo lang ako, walang karapatang makialam sa desisyon mo, sa buhay mo. Pero huwag lang may makita akong luha sa mata mo! T*ngina, papatay ako! ng manok, para may pulutan tayo!

1250. You know what’s nice when having a hang-over? It’s when your head aches more than your heart.

1251. Trivia: Most people look at their right when recalling the truth and events that actually happened. People look to their left when creating or spinning out new versions of past events.

1252. Two words that contain millions of letters... 'Post Office' Tama ba?

1253. It is a scientific fact that 1 out of 3 people is ugly. Look at the person at your left and right. If they are good looking, you're in big trouble!

1254. It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied tha a fool satisfied. - John Stuart Mill

1255. Once in your life, you'll find a friend who's true to you (ako yun!) Kaya never take me for granted (dapat lang!) Never let me go (it's up to you!) Because if you lose me, you can never find me again! (ikaw din!)

1256. 12 priests to be ordained lined up with a tiny bell attached to their penis. A sexy nude girl danced before each of them. If the bell rings, no ordination. The first 11, no bell rang. At the last priest, his bell rang very loud and flew to the ground. He bent over to pick it up. All the other bells rang!

1257. The Philippines is where: Starbucks is more expensive than gasoline. Every street has a basketball court but every town has only one school. Students pay more than they will earn. Doctors go back to medical school to become nurses abroad. Everything is spoofed. Fastfood is a diet meal. Rodents are normal house pets. Soap opera is reality and news provide the dramas of life. Actors make the rules and politicians provide entertainment.

1258. Ang kaibigan ay parang ebak, mainit at malambot, mahirap tiisin, hindi mo magawang tapakan sapagkat madikit. Parang ikaw, hindi kita kayang tiisin at saktan. Have a nice day ebs!

1259. Many sincere people were desired for seeking happiness because they feel that it was “selfish” or “wrong”. Happiness is not a “payoff” or a “prize” but rather a natural accompaniment, the “being” or “acting”. though it may not coincide with others’ prejudices, this doesn't mean it’s wrong.

1260. Inrits your bocabolary: by Manny Pacquiao. Tactics - tunog ng orasan. Payt - laban para sa pinoy. Taytol - pamagat ng laban. Jengkeh - name ng dyowa nya?! No Peer - sponsor nya. Motor Kid - pag-ikot nya sa Maynila. Check-in - manok sa McDo. Corrupt - pagsara ng mata. Mura Less - nakalaban nya. Wit - Timbang. Wawawe - noontime show. Duet - gawin mo. L.A. - Leto Atsensya! Quotes - tawag nya kay Freddie Roach!