1081. I thought you're just one of the many acquiantances I'd meet through out life but knowing you slowly became a pleasant surprise. Now I understand what they mean when they say blessing in disguise.
1082. I ikspik that it will be a long payt, a good payt. But you know, I didn't ikspik. Tinks por da God, you know, and tinks por ol da pelepeno pipol! - Manny Pacquiao.
1083. 50 years from now, I'd be so old, I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might... But I won't.
1084. Teacher: You've been absent with the same excuse. Your lolo died 4 times in 4 months! Now, what is your excuse? Student: My lola is getting married to my 5th lolo!
1085. The loveliest day comes when you wake up one morning and discover the romantic truth that God still colors your world despite all the trials you encounter. Good morning!
1086. IQ Test: A farmer has 12 cows and 5 pigs. One day, he went to the market with 2 cows and 3 pigs not knowing that 6 cows followed him on the way. The question is, will he... Revillame?
1087. Kung mahal mo ang isang tao, hindi mo sya hahayaang mawala sa iyo. Hindi sasaktan, hindi paglalaruan, hindi paaasahin, hindi babalewalain kundi iingatan at ipaglalaban. At higit sa lahat, hindi mo papalitan!
1088. Always remember that every minute that you spend angry is 60 seconds wasted of happiness. So, don't frown, smile. Don't cry, laugh. And don't hate, just love. Parang andali no?
1089. Measuring life by what others do to you may disappoint you. But measuring life by what you do for others will add more meaning to your life. Good morning!
1090. Doctor talking to moms: Mahilig ka sa sweets, so you named her Candy. Mahilig ka sa pera, so you named her Penny. Third mom, tumayo. 'Let's go Dick, bago tayo mainsulto dito!'
1091. Nobody teaches a fish to swim, or a squirrel to run and climb a limb. Nobody teaches an owl to say 'whoo'. Nobody teaches a cat to say 'meow.' Kasi, wala silang teacher.
1092. Ang tawag sa message na ito ay wrong send kaya huwag mo nang basahin kasi hindi ito para sa iyo. Hindi nga ito para sa iyo, huwag kang makulit. Bahala ka. Happy birthday! Kita mo? Birthday mo ba?!
1093. Hindi ko alam kung bakit ako ganito. Hindi ko alam kung anong ginawa mo. Hindi ko alam kung bakit ikaw ang pinili ko. Pero ito lang ang alam kong totoo. Ikaw lang ang pinahalagahan ko ng ganito!
1094. Real beauty is not based on physical features but in the heart. Yan ang motto ng mga pangit! Ito ang sa atin... With good looks comes great responsibility! Good morning!
1095. Sa isang kumbento, may naghagis ng ti** ng kabayo. Nagkagulo, nagsigawan at nag-iyakan ang mga madre sabay sabing, 'Huhuhu, mga sisters, patay na si father!'
1096. Man marries mute girl, he says, 'We must work out a code. If I want sex, I'll stroke your left breast. Reply by pulling my peni$. Once for YES, and 150 times for NO.'
1097. Pucha! Kaaway ng Acho! Chet! :)
1098. Sometimes, struggles are exactly what we need in life. If God allow us to go thru life without obstacles, we would not be as strong as what we could have been. Good day!
1099. In life, you may feel tired of fighting for the same reason everyday. You may feel that everyone is moving so fast leaving you far behind and you may feel that there is no point of moving on. There's no certainty in life. It's not how fast you get there. It's on how you played the game. Put in mind that at times it is better to be like a turtle who patiently moves and enjoys every step of the way rather than a rabbit who runs so fast and missing every simple single detail in life. Good morning!
1100. 10 biggest brain damaging habits: 1. No breakfast. 2. Overeating. 3. Smoking. 4. High sugar consumption. 5. Air pollution. 6. Sleep deprivatio. 7. Head covered while sleeping. 8. Working your brain during illness. 9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts. 10. Talking rarely.
1101. Why was white chocolate invented? So little black kids could have dirty faces too.
1102. Minsan, pakiramdam ko, wala na akong ginawang tama. Lahat may mali. Lahat may puna. Pero kapag naiisip kita, masaya na ako dahil sa dinami-dami ng katangahang nagawa ko, at least, sa pagpili ng kaibigan ko, tumama ako!
1103. Kung kasalanan maging masarap, kung kasalanan maging kaakit-akit, 'I'm sorry.' :)
1104. Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. Good morning!
1105. Nainis din ako nung nabasa ko ito...
1106. Confucious says: Choose a woman with small hands. So when she holds your peni$, it will look big!
1107. Bitoy: Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo? Dagul: Kasi, bata pa lang ako, ulila na ako. Bitoy: Anong kaugnayan nun sa pagiging pandak mo? Dagul: Sira pala ulo mo! Wala ngang nagpalaki sa akin!
1108. Prof: Meron bang tanga dito sa klase? Kung meron, tumayo! (May tumayong estudyante.) Prof: Tanga ka ba? Estudyante: Naawa lang ako sa iyo sir. Ikaw lang ang nakatayo eh, samahan na kita.
1109. What is the most sensitive part of the body while having sex? Answer: Ears! Why? Because it can easily hear foot steps coming. =)
1110. Isa ka sa mga taong malapit sa puso ko. Pero tulad nila, bihira ka lang makaalala. Pero di ako nalulungkot, kasi, hindi ka man magparamdam, alam kong nandyan ka lang, nangungulangot!
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