691. Positive thinking Pinoy: Pare1: Pre, pautang muna ng 5 kg bigas at 3 sardinas. Bayaran ko kaagad pagdating ni misis galing US. Pare2: Sige, ito. Kelan ba ang uwi ni mare? Pare1: Nag-aapply pa lang. Pero malaki daw ang pag-asa. Yan ang Pinoy!
692. God often strips us of everything, so that when we have nothing, we have Him, and when we have Him, we have everything! God bless!
693. A friend is an extension of yourself, without it, you are not complete. Take care of yourself my friend, because I don't want to lose 'a part of me'.
694. Kapag dumating ang araw na naramdaman mong dalawa ang mahal mo, huwag ka nang mamili pa. Doon ka na lang sa pangalawa. Bakit? Kasi, hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung talagang mahal mo yung una eh.
695. If you wanna end up with the right person, you've got to make it happen. The best people are always taken, so if you don't steal them, you won't have them. - Spongebob Squarepants. (Cartoons could be dangerous!)
696. The time I saw you, I admit I can't resist to look at your face. The eyes, cheeks, almost everything seem perfect. Then I said to myself, 'Walang duda, si Bakekang ito!'
697. Anak: Tay, bili tayo ng bebelgam. Tatay: Tanga! Hindi bebelgam yun, bubble gum! Anak: Whatever, pahingi ng barya tay. Tatay: Kunin mo dun sa corn first ko! =)
698. Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
699. We can't own time to have long talks. We don't have nice chances for more laughs, but even though our worlds don't meet, I will always be your friend to keep.
700. Friends make us brave when we are afraid , make us strong when are are weak, but most of all, they teach us to hold on when tears keep on falling.
701. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
702. Sometimes you ignore the truth. Sometimes you ignore the pain. Sometimes you ignore the consequences. Just for someone, who's ignoring you! =(
703. Naranasan mo na bang magmahal at masaktan dahil iniwan ka nya? Tapos, bigla kayong nagkita, nginitian ka at nasabi mo sa sarili mo, 'Bakit ganun? Iisa na lang ang ngipin nya, gumagalaw pa kapag tumatawa?'
704. Tatanggalin na ang 26K girls sa Deal or No Deal. Macho men na ang ipapalit na nakasuot lang ng brief na may mga numbers. Kaya ang sasabihin na ni Kris, 'Men, open your brief case!' Exciting!
705. Inabutan ng bagyo ang mag-ama na sakay ng barko. Anak: Tay, lulubog po yata ang barko! Ama: Hayaan mo, hindi naman atin 'to! Happy Father's Day!
706. Why do cows get pikon after being milked? Kahit sino naman eh! Ikaw na ang gisingin ng 4:00AM, lamasin yung dede mo ng 2 hours, tapos, hindi ka naman pala isesex! Nakakapikon, di ba? =)
707. When your feelings get too strong for someone, it is always wise to stop for a while and give your heart a time to breath, a time to use your mind to weigh the situation based on reason, not on emotion.
708. For every dream in our heart, GOd gives us inspiration. For every hope we seek, God gives us unexpected miracles. For every faith we believe, God blesses us more!
709. May the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ bring you and your family endless prosperity, blessings and peace of mind that you truly deserve. Merry Christmas!
710. Ama: Hoy Brando! Huwag kang babakla bakla ha! Anak: Hindi po itay. Punta nga ako sa basketbolan ngayon. Ama: Yan, astig! Anak: Mama, nakita mo pompoms ko?
711. Trivia: Did you know that undas means 'lungkot nu'? Kasi, kapag binaligtad mo yun, 'sadnu'. O di ba?! Hehehe. Toink!
712. Why are Egyptian children always confused? Answer: Because after death, daddy becomes the mummy.
713. Blessings are not something we have to ask for. They are already there, all we have to do is count them and thank the giver everyday. Have a blessed Sunday!
714. Ang mga kaibigan, parang chords ng gitara yan. Kapag nawala ang isa, sintunado na. Kaya huwag kang mawawala ha, magjajamming pa tayo ng matagal, di ba?
715. Hey, wake up! Umaga na! Aba, ayaw? Ahh, cute! Gising! Naks, bilis ah! Good morning!
716. They say you know you miss someone when it's him/her you think about when you're alone. But you truly miss someone if it's him/her you're looking for and thinking about, even if you're with a happy crowd.
717. Life is short, so break the rules. Forgive like you have amnesia, believe like a kid, love like crazy, laugh till you fart and never regret anything that made you happy. Good evening!
718. Some people never get over their past accomplishments. Even worse are the people who exaggerate what they have done. For years, I kept a sign on my desk that helped me maintain the right perspective concerning yesterday. It simply said, 'Yesterday ended last night.' It reminded me that no matter how badly I might have failed in the past, it's done, and today is a new day. - John Maxwell
719. If you desire long life, if you want to enjoy prosperity, keep your tongue from falsehood, keep your lips from deceit, turn away from evil and do good. Seek peace and pursue it. Keep the faith!
720. In a normal person, the heart beats 70 times a minute, 100,800 times a day, 40 million times a year! During a single day, a ventricle pumps about 11,000 quarts or 265 million quarts a lifetime. Relevance? Ang sipag ng heart! Pero tanga naman!
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