Text Messages 781-810

781. Beware of me! Because if I find you, you'll never escape from me. I will be with you for the rest of my life, serving and loving you, wait and see because I love THEE.

782. Eh ano ngayon! Kung may Hope si James Yap! Eh dati namang may Philip si Kris Aquino! Dapat kasi, alam nila na cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health!

783. Hindi totoong anak ko si Bakekang! At lalong hindi ko kapatid si Mike Enriquez! Kaya pwede ba, tigilan na ang tsismis na yan! - Shrek.

784. A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter, that's why I'll treasure the friendship between us. Thanks a lot!

785. God program struggle into our lives. It's His way of helping us grow spiritually. God arranged things so that at certain points in our prayer life, we must struggle. God knows that it's for our own good that we struggle for a while. For it's through this kind of struggle that we grow and develop spiritually into mature Christians.

786. Ang tunay na cute, mahiyain, tahimik at higit sa lahat, makakalimutin. at.. at.. at.. ano pa nga yun? Shocks! Nakalimutan ko na naman. Nakakahiya tuloy.

787. Something more to think about: If price and worth have basically the same meaning, then why are priceless and worthless totally opposite?

788. Love is the best music in the score of life. Without it, one would forever be out of tune in the immense choir of humanity. - Roque Schneider

789. May 7 baboy sa 1 box. Sa box na yun, may 23 pairs na pato at isang sisiw. Yung sisiw, may nakain na 56 na bulate, tapos may 5 ibon. Ang tanong: Musta na u?!

790. Terrorists kidnapped 10 BIR examiners and demanded P10 million or else they will burn them with gasoline. Please help with donation, I donated 100 liters.

791. Ma-inlove? Masarap yun! Yun bang tipong inspired ka, laging nagdedream, laging nakasmile, pero narealize ko. May mas masarap pa dun. Ang matulog!

792. Ano ang theme song ng magboyfriend na bulag? Love is blind. Mag-asawang bulag? Perfect combination. Ang nagsesex na bulag? Dito ba? Dito ba? Dito ba?

793. Let the love of God lighten your life, let His kindness mold you into His presence, let Him be your guide as you travel the road of life.

794. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. :)

795. Sadya bang ang higpit ng ating mundo? Sadya bang kay lupit ng ating buhay? Sadya... libee, bida ang saya! :)

796. Sometimes, you just have to try not to care no matter how much you do because sometimes you can mean nothing to someone who means everything to you. It's not pride. It's called self-respect.

797. There are two ways to slide easily thru life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. - Alfred Korzybski

798. God sometimes delays his help to test our faith and energize our prayers. Our boat may be tossed while he sleeps but he wakes up before it sinks. God is good.

799. I would rather live my life as if there is God to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. - Albert Camus

800. I love you without knowing how. I love you without knowing when. I love you without knowing why. I love you eventhough to you, I'm just a friend. :(

801. Ang love, parang sintas ng sapatos. Dalawang dulo ang kailangan para mapagbuhol, pero isang dulo lang ang kailangan para kumalas. - Mr. Quickie.

802. Love is not about judging nor being perfectionist. Love is about accepting, understanding, self sacrificing, and most of all, love is supposed to make you happy, not stupid.

803. God said, 'Don't get tired of doing what is good. Don't get discouraged and give up, for we will reap a harvest of blessings at the appropriate time.' God bless.

804. Friendship is like a song that after we hear it, we still hum the melody as we live through life. You're my song that never runs out of tune in my heart.

805. Isang lalaki dahil sa pagmamadaling makajingle ay doon napasok sa cr ng babae. Makiusyoso tayo, ok? Babae: Ang bastos mo naman! Lalake: Bakit miss? (patay malisya kunyari) Babae: Hindi mo ba alam na pambabae itong napasukan mo? Lalake: Bakit miss? Pambabae rin naman itong akin ah!

806. Minsan, may bumatok sa akin sabay sabi: 'Matauhan ka na nga, hindi ka nya mahal at hindi na mamahalin pa!' Nasabi ko na lang: so dapat talaga, may batok?!

807. In the desert, man trying to rape a camel, but he was kicked. Then he saw a beautiful lady asking for water. 'As payment you can do anything you want.' Man said, 'Could you hold the feet of the camel?'

808. Tinext kita kasi, 'miss kita'. Pero di ako umaasang magre-reply ka, ayokong maging kabawasan sa load mo, gusto ko lang maging karagdagan, 'sa taong nakaka-alala sa'yo.'

809. Never make somebody your everything, because if they go, then, you're left with nothing. - sabi ng baklang umiiyak sa kanto.

810. Limit your sex life. Do it only on days that start with letter T. Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tonight, Tomorrow, Tatorday, Tanday, Taumaga, Tatanghali, Tagabi at Tahapon!