931. Hope you spend the day being what you like to be, seeing what you love to see, doing what you plan to do and having all your prayers come true! Good morning!
932. Kapag mahal mo raw ang isang tao sa maraming dahilan, may ilan ka ring dahilan para sya'y kalimutan. Pero kapag minahal mo nang hindi mo alam ang dahilan, tiyak hindi mo rin alam kung paano sya makakalimutan.
933. Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me anymore. That's why.
934. Sometimes, fate has a cruel way of putting things together. Maybe, it's better if people just give up when there's no point in fighting for something anymore. When the ship has finally sailed, only a fool would go after it when it's already miles away. But sometimes, it's a lot better to be a fool to go after what we want and need, rather than to regret everything in the end because we never even tried.
935. Beatitudes for my textmates: Blessed are you who send a smile, a hug, a laugh, a thought to inspire and lift me out of my blue moods. Blessed are you who's texts God speak to me. Blessed are you who let me know I'm not alone. Thank you for being part of my life.
936. Today is national good looking person day. Send this to someone drop dead gorgeous and alluring. Don't send it back to me, I've received hundreds already.
937. Quote of the day. Walang malayong kulangot sa mahabang kuko! Hope it touched your life.
938. In life, the greatest handicap is fear, the hardest thing to do is moving on, the most useless asset is pride, the scariest thing to do is change and the greatest mistake is giving up.
939. We are in the dark night of the soul. If we accept what has happened and forgive the wrong done to us, the dawn will come early. Good night people!
940. You are my funny, understanding, cute, kind, intelligent, naughty, God-fearing, sweet, honest, independent, truthful friend. In short, you are my f.u.c.k.i.n.g.s.h.i.t. friend!
941. Ale: Lahat ng Congressman ay magnanakaw! Lalake: Ang sakit nyo namang magsalita. Ale: Bakit? Congressman ka ba? Lalake: Hindi po! Magnanakaw po ako!
942. Love is not blind. It sees but it does not mind.
943. Always be happy, always wear a smile; not because life is full of reasons to smile, but because your smile itself is a reason for many others to smile.
944. Love is a contradiction, it's hard to find but easy to lose, makes you feel good but hurts so bad, opens your eyes but makes you blind, fills up your heart then tears it apart.
945. Pulis: Bakit mo inihagis ang bata? Yaya: Sinunod ko lang naman po ang amo ko. Pulis: Ano bang utos? Yaya: Sabi, kapag wala nang Pampers, i-huggies na lang si baby!
946. This is a story about a wife that gave birth to an amazing child. Upon giving birth, the child already talked. His first word is 'mama', then next day, the mom died. During burial of mom, the father silently prayed, 'Please, don't say papa' but after a minute, the baby said 'papa'. The father is expecting to die. But guess what? Kumpare died!
947. Try mo ito! 1. Punta ka sa reply. 2. Type your name tapos space. 3. I-dictionary ON mo. 4. Then press 22667625. Ayos ito! You'll be touched. Send this to your close friends! Gandang tanghale!
948. According to health and science, sex and laughter are good for the heart, except when your partner is laughing at you during sex, that is bad for the heart!
949. Mag-ingat sa mga lalaking 'Uy ay!' Uy! May kotse, ay! hiram pala. Uy! Gwapo. Ay bungi! Uy galante! Ay, ang daming utang. Uy! Macho, ay! supot pala!
950. Sometimes in life, we ask and seek for someone we can have and keep, but there's nothing much you can really do but to wait for the right person whose quest in life is nothing else but to find you too!
951. When mean people hurt you, think of them as sandpapers. They may rub and scratch you painfully, but eventually, you will end up smooth and polished while they end up worthless.
952. You and your best friend planned to have a dinner with your special someone in your birthday. You are so excited and your best friend comes first in your house. You are both so happy and were chatting, watching while waiting for your special someone. It was 12 midnight then and the power went out. The phone rang and you answer it while your bestfriend is looking for a candle. When you answer the phone, your special someone told you that your best friend was in the hospital and was dead. You saw him smiling at you, holding a candle and says, 'I will miss you forever, happy birthday!'
953. Kung sino man kayong mahilig magpadala ng chain messages na walang kwenta, tigilan nyo na ako!! Punung-puno na ako!! Please pass to 10 persons and make a wish.
954. It's you who gave me sleepless nights. It's you who made me wanna hold my pillow tight. It's you who made me pray so hard. It's you who made me scream: 'Nay, may mumu!'
955. Makabagong kasabihan, kagandahan edition: Para sa magaganda: Aanhin mo ang ganda, kung wala ka namang papa. Para sa gustong magpaganda, retokada: Kung gusto mong maglandi, tiisin mo ang hapdi. Para sa mga feeling maganda: Talbog ang matigas na tinapay sa tigas ng mukha ng nagmamagandang inday. Para sa mga walang ganda: Mabait man daw at magaling, ang chaka-chaka pa rin.
956. How can a woman tell if she’s flat chested? She looks down on her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees.
957. Kung ikaw ang papipiliin, kanino ka sasama? Sa taong minamahal ka ng lubos at gagawin lahat para sa iyo o sa akin na may dalang maraming Red Horse??!! Hehehe.
958. Lara! Kung aawayin mo ako, huwag mo idaan sa text! Harapin mo ako! And wala kang lusot! Dahil nakasave lahat ng text messages mo sa akin!! - Criselda Volks. Source: The Tyra Banks Show.
959. When I die, I don't want to wear anything so that when the time comes that you'll see me lying on my coffin, I want you to smile while saying, 'Ito ang patay! Pang FHM!' Hehehe.
960. Kapangyarihan ng alak! Taglay ay tama! Kambal ang tingin, gumegewang ang dating! Kami ang sunog baga! Tagay!
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