text messages 1351-1380

1351. In the morning I do not eat because I think of you. At noon I do not eat because I think of you. In the evening I do not eat because I think of you, and at night I do not sleep because Im hungry.

1352. Amo: Inday, kunin mo nga yung Vogue magazine. Inday: Ma'am, Vogyu, hindi Vog. Amo: Inday, Vog ang tamang pagbigkas. Inday: O sige na nga Ma'am, Vog na, there's no need to arg!

1353. The law of the seed: Most seeds never grow. For 1 apple tree to bear 500 apples, you need 10 seeds. In life, this principle might mean you'll need to attend 20 interviews to get 1 job, talk to 50 people to sell 1 house, meet 1000 acquiantances to have 1 special person. If we really want to make things happen, we usually need to try more than once. That's the law of nature.

1354. In tough times, stay motivated by looking how far you have come rather than how far you have to go. Count your blessings, not what you are missing. God bless you!

1355. Sa isang school. Boy: Tapos ka na ba sa exam mo? Girl: Bakit naman? Boy: Wala lang. Para ako naman ang sagutin mo.

1356. One cannot question the existence of feelings. They are there, raw and undeniable, but one can choose not to nurture what is felt, yet no matter what they say, what has been felt will always be more honest than what was chosen. Hence, true realities are not built by the mind but by the heart.

1357. The good thing that you desire will become the best thing when you allow God to give it to you in His time. 'He has made everything in His time.' Ecc. 3:11. Good morning!

1358. 'God bless you' is such a little prayer but it means so much. It means may the Lord with His gracious hands give you more than you have prayed for. Good morning!

1359. Kapag iniwan ka ng mahal mo, huwag kang lumuha. Sa halip, magsaya ka at sabihin, simula ng iwan mo ako, 'My skin is firmer, my pores are smaller, and my lines, parang nawala!'

1360. Relationships are like traffic signs, 1-way, 2-way, do not enter, no U turn, no left turn. But the best so far is give way and keep right.

1361. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this text to at least 5 people in the next 30 seconds, a bird will crap on you today.

1362. We exist temporarily thru what we take, but we live forever thru what we give. It's better to give than to receive. So, paano? Gift ko na lang sa Pasko ha!

1363. SOmetimes, you need to experience everything so that you would learn. There's no easy way in living life, so live it as it is. Cry. Laugh. Be crazy. And don't miss the chances that life is giving you because the most important things are not things at all, most of the time, they are people making your life worth living.

1364. It can be cute when people who have a lot in common date each other. But isn't it more fun to date someone you can argue with? And then, in the end, agree to disagree then hold each other tight? I mean, really, why would you want to date yourself?

1365. Madaling magkasakit ang mga cute, ang mga crush ng bayan, ang ma-appeal at henyo, ang kind, thoughtful, smart, malakas ang karisma, ang... ang sama na ng pakiramdam ko.

1366. Anak: Ma, si kuya, nagbigti po sa banyo! Mama: Ha? Tumakbo patungong CR. Mama: Punyeta ka, huwag kang magbibiro ng ganyan! Anak: Hehehehe. Joke! Sa kwarto po sya nagbigti!

1367. Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains! - Yiddish proverb. Oo nga naman!

1368. Businessman explaining the reason for having two or more wives: 'Monopoly is always damaging while competitions improve service!'

1369. Higa kita sa kama. Tapos, huhubaran kita. Hahalikan kahit saan. Hahaplusin ko buong katawan mo! Tapos, tatanggalin ko ang Diaper mo. Baby, don't cry ha!

1370. Lani Misalucha : Asia's Nightingale. Regine Velasquez : Asia's Song Bird. Christian Bautista : Hearthrob of Asia. Gloria Macapagal Arroyo : Mole of Asia!

1371. Minsan, sa buhay natin, hindi maiiwasang mabasa ng ulan, maranasan ang bagyo. Pero sa mga pagkakataong ito, tandaan mo kaibigan, payong ang dalhin mo, huwag kapote. Ano ka, Grade 1?

1372. One of the biggest form of flattery is knowing that just by being your normal, wonderful self, you make some bitches extremely insecure. =)

1373. Umiyak ako kay God before. Tanong ko, 'Bakit po palagi akong nalalayo sa mga kaibigan ko?' Niyakap nya ako at sabi nya: 'Kasi anak, angel ka at aswang sila, magkaiba kayo ng level!'

1374. Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and in the end, it is only with yourself.

1375. Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more.

1376. Husband: Hindi ako makatulog, lagi kong naiisip ang utang ko kay pare na dalawang milyong piso. Wife: Tawagan mo si pare, sabihin mo, hindi ka makakabayad para sya naman ang hindi makatulog.

1377. Dear SOLDIER, I see that you’re tired. I tell you, drop your sword and put down your shield. Why worry about the fight? After all, it’s not your battle. It’s Mine. All you have to do is to be in the battle field. Then against the thousand who tried to destroy you, there I will stand and rescue you. Winning this war requires neither only Me nor only you. But rather, ME and YOU. Just do your best and I’ll take care of the rest. Your COMMANDER, JESUS.

1378. Kung ikaw ang magsisilbing kandila sa dilim, hindi kita sisindihan! Mas gugustuhin ko pang maglakad sa dilim at matinik kasama ka, kesa makarating ako sa liwanag pero wala ka na!

1379. Ang pag-aaral ang pinto ng tagumpay, pero ang pangongopya ang susi! Hehehe!

1380. Si Superman, man of steel, hindi ba? Hindi tinatablan ng bala at kutsilyo. Bumabaluktot ang mga karayom sa kanya. Eh eto ang tanong. Tuli na kaya sya? Eh paano sya tutuliin, aber??!!